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#6963766 - 11/17/17 10:35 AM Art collector
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A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client.

"Saul, I have some good news, and I have some bad news."

The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day. Give me the good news first."

The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she just invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15 million to $20 million, and I think she could be right."

Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"

The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."
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#6964034 - 11/17/17 02:39 PM Re: Art collector [Re: bill oxner]
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Like Saul said, brilliant business woman.
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#6965882 - 11/19/17 04:20 PM Re: Art collector [Re: bill oxner]
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Loc: Weatherford, Texas
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#6965950 - 11/19/17 05:52 PM Re: Art collector [Re: bill oxner]
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#6971306 - 11/24/17 12:01 PM Re: Art collector [Re: bill oxner]
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#6974003 - 11/27/17 01:07 PM Re: Art collector [Re: bill oxner]
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#6978936 - 12/01/17 12:26 PM Re: Art collector [Re: bill oxner]
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Registered: 12/07/14
Posts: 95
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#6980732 - 12/03/17 07:56 AM Re: Art collector [Re: bill oxner]
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roflmao
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#7016721 - 12/30/17 01:53 AM Re: Art collector [Re: bill oxner]
GrandmasterB Offline
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Registered: 10/08/13
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Ouch!

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#7016809 - 12/30/17 07:04 AM Re: Art collector [Re: bill oxner]
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Dang cry

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#7021112 - 01/02/18 07:39 AM Re: Art collector [Re: bill oxner]
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