I was playing golf one day and walked in to the bar for a cold one and forgot to empty my pockets, which were still full of balls. I noticed a lady staring at the bulging pockets, and said to her, "it's just golf balls". She replied, "Is that anything like tennis elbow?"
When he was young, I told Dale Jr. that hunting and racing are a lot alike. Holding that steering wheel and holding that rifle both mean you better be responsible.