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Don't pick up a phone that's not yours.
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A man picks up answers a phone in the shopping center. "hello darling i recently saw a necklace in a catalog and i want it, so do you mind if i use your credit card?" "how expensive is it?" the man says "just $1200" "that cheap? hell i'll get four of them for you so you'll wear a different one each season" "your so generous honey, oh i also want a ring" "how expensive?" "just $5000" "get two, one for each hand" "thank you! oh i also want a new car, it's $40000" "sure why lot" "i love you dear! oh i gotta go, bye" after that the man quizzically looks around the mall and loudly asks "did anyone drop a phone?" Re
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