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 Things my wife says
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10/18/17 12:54 PM
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Sparky45
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She was with me Sunday and I was filling feeders. As I was opening the bag she said
"oh, is this the Apple Cinnamon flavor?"
The only easy day was yesterday
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Re: Things my wife says
[Re: Sparky45]
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10/18/17 12:57 PM
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hook_n_line
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I sent my wife a picture of a buck and she responded with "poor deer, looks delicious". 
Sometimes it's hard being me! But somebody has to do it.
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Re: Things my wife says
[Re: Sparky45]
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10/18/17 01:02 PM
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Hunt n Fish
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"You don't listen to a thing I say"......
Watch out for this one..... Best not reply with "I'm sorry, I didn't hear you nod your head"
HnF
"Prayer is when you talk to the Lord, Meditation is when you listen to what he says"
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Re: Things my wife says
[Re: Sparky45]
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10/18/17 01:38 PM
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CCBIRDDOGMAN
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My wife told me the other day that I only have two faults, one is, I don't listen to her, the other is,..... some other chit she was rambling about.  
Haven't had it in years but never spit any out. I am a sucker for happy endings and strapped cowboys.
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Re: Things my wife says
[Re: Sparky45]
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10/18/17 02:54 PM
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Cast
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Cast ![[Linked Image]](http://winsounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Longhorn-Logo.png) I have a short attention spa
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Re: Things my wife says
[Re: Sparky45]
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10/18/17 04:34 PM
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Bbear
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^^^^^
This - two words to help guarantee a happy wife.
Corollary to this is: NEVER, EVER have even a HINT of sarcasm when you say it.
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Pay it forward - Kids are the future.
Rifles are similar to boats and young women...there's no end to how much money you can pour into them without making them any more useful.
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Re: Things my wife says
[Re: Sparky45]
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10/18/17 04:44 PM
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Texas Dan
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"Some people will never like you because your spirit irritates their demons."
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Re: Things my wife says
[Re: Texas Dan]
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10/18/17 04:52 PM
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Bbear
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"Fine" = only if you REALLY want to be in trouble.
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Pay it forward - Kids are the future.
Rifles are similar to boats and young women...there's no end to how much money you can pour into them without making them any more useful.
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Re: Things my wife says
[Re: Sparky45]
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10/18/17 06:47 PM
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TexasKC
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In the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
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Re: Things my wife says
[Re: Sparky45]
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10/19/17 12:16 AM
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MClark
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Whenever I go somewhere, like Mozambique or a dry lake in Nevada, my wife says, "You boys go have fun, I'm staying home."
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Re: Things my wife says
[Re: Sparky45]
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10/19/17 12:57 AM
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Simple Searcher
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She was with me Sunday and I was filling feeders. As I was opening the bag she said
"oh, is this the Apple Cinnamon flavor?"
Reply, "Yes dear, they were out of the pumpkin spice"
![[Linked Image]](https://live.staticflickr.com/4340/36432483774_50a6be0c41_m.jpg) "Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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Re: Things my wife says
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#6925314
10/19/17 01:24 AM
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PKnTX
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Re: Things my wife says
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10/19/17 02:55 PM
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TX0303
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Heard that one more than once  "Why do you have so many guns?" "Poor deer." when it's dead. "OMG, gross." when its a dead pig.
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Re: Things my wife says
[Re: Sparky45]
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10/19/17 03:21 PM
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BOBO the Clown
kind of a big deal
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kind of a big deal
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“You have to explain to your daughter why we don’t have any more elk meat balls, sausage or steaks”
Then when I get home
Pretty sure my wife put my daughter up to this one from back in sept. “ dad are we good by to have to become veggie-materians since you didn’t kill an elk”
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Re: Things my wife says
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10/19/17 04:24 PM
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ducknbass
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“You have to explain to your daughter why we don’t have any more elk meat balls, sausage or steaks”
Then when I get home
Pretty sure my wife put my daughter up to this one from back in sept. “ dad are we good by to have to become veggie-materians since you didn’t kill an elk”
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Re: Things my wife says
[Re: BOBO the Clown]
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10/19/17 09:05 PM
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GOLDSTEIN
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“You have to explain to your daughter why we don’t have any more elk meat balls, sausage or steaks”
Then when I get home
Pretty sure my wife put my daughter up to this one from back in sept. “ dad are we good by to have to become veggie-materians since you didn’t kill an elk”
 Uncle Goldy will cook Tater some elk
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Re: Things my wife says
[Re: GOLDSTEIN]
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10/19/17 09:20 PM
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BOBO the Clown
kind of a big deal
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kind of a big deal
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“You have to explain to your daughter why we don’t have any more elk meat balls, sausage or steaks”
Then when I get home
Pretty sure my wife put my daughter up to this one from back in sept. “ dad are we good by to have to become veggie-materians since you didn’t kill an elk”
Uncle Goldy will cook Tater some elk Don’t think I’m not taken some when I pick up my three year old elk cape ...lol
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Re: Things my wife says
[Re: Sparky45]
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10/19/17 09:37 PM
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BayouGuy
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Our 50th. anniversary was last February. She used to say "Can't you stay hone a least one or two weekends during deer season?". Now she says "You know, if you leave for the lease Thursday night you can hunt Friday, Saturday AND Sunday."
If you can't laugh at yourself, give me a call. I'll gladly laugh at you.
"I keep trying to see Nancy Pelosi's and Chuck Schumer's point of view,
but I can't seem to get my head that far up my [censored]." Senator John Kennedy, Louisiana
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Re: Things my wife says
[Re: BayouGuy]
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10/20/17 12:26 AM
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krmitchell
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Our 50th. anniversary was last February. She used to say "Can't you stay hone a least one or two weekends during deer season?". Now she says "You know, if you leave for the lease Thursday night you can hunt Friday, Saturday AND Sunday." Reminds me of a buddy who used to work doing seismic in Alaska. Realized his relationship was going downhill when his girlfriend had his bags packed a week before he had to go back to work.
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Re: Things my wife says
[Re: Sparky45]
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10/20/17 12:43 AM
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splash556
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"Why would I go hunting with you? You won't let me talk or even move."
Love my wife to death but boy it's peaceful while hunting.
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Re: Things my wife says
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10/20/17 07:30 AM
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Txduckman
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Mine said go hunting and never came back. 
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