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#6924512 - 10/18/17 07:54 AM Things my wife says
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She was with me Sunday and I was filling feeders. As I was opening the bag she said
"oh, is this the Apple Cinnamon flavor?"
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#6924520 - 10/18/17 07:57 AM Re: Things my wife says [Re: Sparky45]
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I sent my wife a picture of a buck and she responded with "poor deer, looks delicious". rofl
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#6924526 - 10/18/17 08:02 AM Re: Things my wife says [Re: Sparky45]
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"You don't listen to a thing I say"......

Watch out for this one..... Best not reply with "I'm sorry, I didn't hear you nod your head"
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#6924578 - 10/18/17 08:38 AM Re: Things my wife says [Re: Sparky45]
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My wife told me the other day that I only have two faults, one is, I don't listen to her, the other is,..... some other chit she was rambling about. scared wife
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#6924674 - 10/18/17 09:54 AM Re: Things my wife says [Re: Sparky45]
Cast Offline
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Yes dear.
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#6924785 - 10/18/17 11:34 AM Re: Things my wife says [Re: Sparky45]
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^^^^^
This - two words to help guarantee a happy wife.

Corollary to this is: NEVER, EVER have even a HINT of sarcasm when you say it.
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#6924803 - 10/18/17 11:44 AM Re: Things my wife says [Re: Sparky45]
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Whatever = screw you.
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#6924821 - 10/18/17 11:52 AM Re: Things my wife says [Re: Texas Dan]
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Originally Posted By: Texas Dan
Whatever = screw you.


"Fine" = only if you REALLY want to be in trouble.
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#6924952 - 10/18/17 01:47 PM Re: Things my wife says [Re: Sparky45]
TexasKC Offline
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I'm not mad......

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#6925243 - 10/18/17 07:16 PM Re: Things my wife says [Re: Sparky45]
MClark Offline
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Loc: Arizona
Whenever I go somewhere, like Mozambique or a dry lake in Nevada, my wife says, "You boys go have fun, I'm staying home."

M

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#6925289 - 10/18/17 07:57 PM Re: Things my wife says [Re: Sparky45]
Simple Searcher Offline
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Registered: 12/30/12
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Originally Posted By: Sparky45
She was with me Sunday and I was filling feeders. As I was opening the bag she said
"oh, is this the Apple Cinnamon flavor?"


Reply,
"Yes dear, they were out of the pumpkin spice"
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#6925314 - 10/18/17 08:24 PM Re: Things my wife says [Re: Sparky45]
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"Did you catch a deer"?
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#6925779 - 10/19/17 09:55 AM Re: Things my wife says [Re: PKnTX]
TX0303 Offline
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Registered: 09/08/16
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Originally Posted By: PKnTX
"Did you catch a deer"?

Heard that one more than once roflmao

"Why do you have so many guns?"
"Poor deer." when it's dead.
"OMG, gross." when its a dead pig.

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#6925811 - 10/19/17 10:21 AM Re: Things my wife says [Re: Sparky45]
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Registered: 04/19/07
Posts: 43445
Loc: Metroplex
“You have to explain to your daughter why we don’t have any more elk meat balls, sausage or steaks”

Then when I get home

Pretty sure my wife put my daughter up to this one from back in sept. “ dad are we good by to have to become veggie-materians since you didn’t kill an elk”


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#6925887 - 10/19/17 11:24 AM Re: Things my wife says [Re: BOBO the Clown]
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Originally Posted By: BOBO the Clown
“You have to explain to your daughter why we don’t have any more elk meat balls, sausage or steaks”

Then when I get home

Pretty sure my wife put my daughter up to this one from back in sept. “ dad are we good by to have to become veggie-materians since you didn’t kill an elk”



roflmao

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