.....and after a Bear encounter Claude said:
I'd run and that bear would run up to me and I'd stop. That bear'd slide past me and I'd turn and run the other way. That old bear would catch up and I'd stop & that old bear would slide past me.
Bubba asked: Wuz you scairt?
Claude answered: Heck yeah I was scairt, what do you think that bear was a' slidin' on.......