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#6919469 - 10/13/17 03:27 PM Heard this one today...
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A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing.

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.

Sergeant: What is her height?

Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

Sergeant: Weight?

Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant: Color of eyes?

Husband: Never noticed.

Sergeant: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.

Sergeant: What was she wearing?

Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.

Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?

Husband: She went in my truck.

Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?

Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and “Bubba” floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door. At this point the husband started choking up.

Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck.

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#6919707 - 10/13/17 07:07 PM Re: Heard this one today... [Re: Guy]
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#6919714 - 10/13/17 07:14 PM Re: Heard this one today... [Re: Guy]
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Sad but true lol444
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#6919773 - 10/13/17 08:16 PM Re: Heard this one today... [Re: Guy]
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A+ up

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#6920003 - 10/14/17 05:41 AM Re: Heard this one today... [Re: Guy]
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#6920019 - 10/14/17 06:43 AM Re: Heard this one today... [Re: Guy]
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#6925510 - 10/19/17 06:03 AM Re: Heard this one today... [Re: Guy]
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#6925552 - 10/19/17 07:11 AM Re: Heard this one today... [Re: Guy]
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#6926280 - 10/19/17 05:20 PM Re: Heard this one today... [Re: Guy]
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#6927504 - 10/20/17 08:16 PM Re: Heard this one today... [Re: Guy]
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#6929977 - 10/23/17 10:50 AM Re: Heard this one today... [Re: Guy]
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This would be me. I panic every time I pick something up for her at the pharmacy when they ask for her birth date.
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