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#6902703 - 09/28/17 07:05 PM Helga's cruise ship diary
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Registered: 11/03/09
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Loc: Katy-Fulshear




DEAR DIARY - DAY 1

All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits,
short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter - The
Late Bloomers decided on this "all-girls" trip. It will be my first
one - and I can't wait!


DEAR DIARY - DAY 2

Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain
today -- seems like a very nice man.



DEAR DIARY - DAY 3

At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck.
The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt
honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.



DEAR DIARY - DAY 4

Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. The Captain asked me to have dinner
with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar
and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined.. Told
him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.



DEAR DIARY - DAY 5

Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at
piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. The Captain saw me, bought me
several large drinks. Really is quite charming. Again asked me to
visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did
not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship... I was
shocked.



DEAR DIARY - DAY 6


Today I saved 2600 lives.
Twice …
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#6950049 - 11/07/17 11:37 AM Re: Helga's cruise ship diary [Re: bill oxner]
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