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#6877519 - 09/03/17 06:33 PM John and Martha
grandpa75672 Offline
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Registered: 09/27/05
Posts: 374
Loc: Quinlan, Tx
Were watching a TV evangelist in a prayer service.
The preacher instructed the viewers to put one hand on the TV and the other on the part of the body that he should pray for.
Martha put one hand on the TV and the other over her heart.
John put one hand on the TV and the other between his legs
Martha, looking very disgusted at John, said
"He's trying to heal the sick,
not raise the dead."

#6877782 - 09/04/17 12:42 AM Re: John and Martha [Re: grandpa75672]
blackcoal Offline
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Registered: 01/19/12
Posts: 9209
Loc: 60 Mi North of DFW
John was praying the preacher would send over one of the young choirgirls.
The Greatest Enemy of knowledge is not ignorance,
it is the illusion of knowledge.--Stephen Hawking

#6877810 - 09/04/17 06:35 AM Re: John and Martha [Re: grandpa75672]
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