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Another reason to love Texas
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08/12/17 01:39 AM
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mikei
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One day, a very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in Austin. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixing to jump.
("fixing" in Texas means: has the means or abilities to take action).
She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father."
He replied, " My mom and dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."
She said. "Well, think of your sweet wife and precious children."
He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."
She said, "well, then you just remember the Alamo."
He replied, "What's the Alamo?"
She replied. "Well bless your heart! You just go ahead and jump you little Yankee Obama loving liberal left wing Democrat son-of-a-gun. You are holding up traffic."
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Re: Another reason to love Texas
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08/12/17 02:27 AM
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I believe in science and Iā€™m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Another reason to love Texas
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08/12/17 11:43 PM
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texasag93
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Re: Another reason to love Texas
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08/12/17 11:48 PM
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pertnear
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"Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.ā€¯ - George Orwell
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Re: Another reason to love Texas
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08/28/17 05:05 PM
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sbushee
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The Alamo is that place we took from Mexico, right? And then they took it back, right? And then we took it back, right?
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Re: Another reason to love Texas
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11/07/17 02:59 AM
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Trophytaker3
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The Alamo is that place we took from Mexico, right? And then they took it back, right? And then we took it back, right? Technically we didn't take it back, It was halfway abandoned by Santa Anna after the Alamo, the Gen, Sam Houston defeated him at San Jacinto
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Re: Another reason to love Texas
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11/07/17 10:12 AM
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