A man finds a hair in his hamburger
He begins yelling at the waitress, "There's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!"
So, the waitress takes him back meet the cook.
The man sees the cook take a hamburger patty and flatten it under his hairy arm pit. He shouted, "That's disgusting!"
The waitress says, "You think that's disgusting...
you should see him make donuts."
and later the man finds a hair in his soup, and so he yells at the waitress again "take this back to the chef"
The waitress replies, "I'm sorry, but I'm sure he doesn't want it either"