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#6865839 - 08/23/17 06:13 AM Pick up line
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Registered: 11/16/14
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An elderly widower walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.
He is in his mid-eighties, very well-dressed, hair well-groomed,
great looking suit, flower in his lapel and smelling slightly of an
expensive after shave.  He presents a very nice image.
Seated at the bar is a classy looking lady in her mid-seventies.
The sharp old gentleman walks over and sits alongside her.
He orders a drink and takes a sip.
He slowly turns to the lady and says: "So, tell me... do I come here often?"

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#6865910 - 08/23/17 07:35 AM Re: Pick up line [Re: mikei]
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Registered: 01/22/11
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Loc: Over yonder.....
Hey Bill....take notes.....great way to break the ice without actually buying them a drink or picking up their tab..... cheers
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

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#6866306 - 08/23/17 01:32 PM Re: Pick up line [Re: SnakeWrangler]
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Registered: 09/10/12
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Originally Posted By: SnakeWrangler
Hey Bill....take notes.....great way to break the ice without actually buying them a drink or picking up their tab..... cheers

loser8 lol35

or at the gas pumps
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#6867255 - 08/24/17 10:54 AM Re: Pick up line [Re: mikei]
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Registered: 11/16/07
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Originally Posted By: mikei
Bill Oxner walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.
He is in his mid-eighties, very well-dressed, hair well-groomed,
great looking suit, flower in his lapel and smelling slightly of an
expensive after shave.  Bill presents a very nice image.
Seated at the bar is a classy looking lady in her mid-seventies.
Ol Ox walks over and sits alongside her.
He orders a drink and takes a sip.
He slowly turns to the lady and says: "So, tell me... do I come here often?"


FIFY
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Haven't had it in years but never spit any out.

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