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#6865839 - 08/23/17 06:13 AM Pick up line
mikei Online   content
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An elderly widower walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.
He is in his mid-eighties, very well-dressed, hair well-groomed,
great looking suit, flower in his lapel and smelling slightly of an
expensive after shave.† He presents a very nice image.
Seated at the bar is a classy looking lady in her mid-seventies.
The sharp old gentleman walks over and sits alongside her.
He orders a drink and takes a sip.
He slowly turns to the lady and says: "So, tell me... do I come here often?"

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#6865910 - 08/23/17 07:35 AM Re: Pick up line [Re: mikei]
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Hey Bill....take notes.....great way to break the ice without actually buying them a drink or picking up their tab..... cheers
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#6866306 - 08/23/17 01:32 PM Re: Pick up line [Re: SnakeWrangler]
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Originally Posted By: SnakeWrangler
Hey Bill....take notes.....great way to break the ice without actually buying them a drink or picking up their tab..... cheers

loser8 lol35

or at the gas pumps
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#6867255 - 08/24/17 10:54 AM Re: Pick up line [Re: mikei]
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Registered: 11/16/07
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Originally Posted By: mikei
Bill Oxner walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.
He is in his mid-eighties, very well-dressed, hair well-groomed,
great looking suit, flower in his lapel and smelling slightly of an
expensive after shave.† Bill presents a very nice image.
Seated at the bar is a classy looking lady in her mid-seventies.
Ol Ox walks over and sits alongside her.
He orders a drink and takes a sip.
He slowly turns to the lady and says: "So, tell me... do I come here often?"


FIFY
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Haven't had it in years but never spit any out.

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