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#6857927 - 08/15/17 08:40 PM The Porsche
mikei Offline
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Registered: 11/16/14
Posts: 2916
A sixteen-year-old came home with a Porsche, and his parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that car?" He calmly told them, "I bought it†today."†
"With what money!?" demanded his parents. "We know what a Porsche costs."
"Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars." The parents began to yell even louder.†
"Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars?" they asked.

"It was the lady up the street," said the boy. "Don't know her name -- they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars."†
"Oh my goodness!" moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on."†
So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting flowers.†
He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche to for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she sold a Porsche to†him†for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.
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†"Well," she said, "this morning†I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but I learned from a friend he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary. Then apparently, she stole all his money and stranded him there! Well he called me, without a dollar to his name, and asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money.

So that's exactly what I did."

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#6858096 - 08/15/17 11:28 PM Re: The Porsche [Re: mikei]
blackcoal Offline
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Registered: 01/19/12
Posts: 9209
Loc: 60 Mi North of DFW
Back in the 70's there was an incident where a luxury car was sold at salvage price. When all the facts became known the husband had stated in his will that his personal car be and the proceeds be given to his mistress. And that is exactly why his wife sold the car so cheaply. True story.
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#6858421 - 08/16/17 10:32 AM Re: The Porsche [Re: mikei]
redchevy Offline
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Registered: 10/25/04
Posts: 27755
Loc: Texas
A few years ago I saw a listing on craigslist for some high dollar sports car for sale. The add was for $5 or $15k. In the add it said she was selling the car, her husbands birthday present, because she caught him with another woman.
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