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#6852753 - 08/11/17 09:09 AM lucky paperboy
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A paperboy rings the doorbell to collect the subscription due. Hoping he gets a tip this time, he is shocked to see Mrs. Sheergown answer the door. "Come on in" she says in an airy voice, 'Come all the way to the bedroom" she lured. The legal aged youth followed her perfumed saunter to the bedroom. Quite nervous, the paperboy boy said "Ma'am, I shouldn't autta be doing this, your husband is gonna kill me!" "Oh he knows all about this, it's OK with him" Their moment together passed quickly, and the boy hurriedly got his clothes back on. As he was about to run out the door the woman said "Wait a minute...you forgot your tip!" and hands him a $1 bill. The bewildered boy said "I don't understand any of this, you have a session with me, then give me a dollar?!" The woman confidently replied "When I asked my husband what we should do for your tip he said "Screw 'em, give 'em a buck!"
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#6852826 - 08/11/17 10:07 AM Re: lucky paperboy [Re: Bass&More]
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#6853731 - 08/12/17 08:39 AM Re: lucky paperboy [Re: Bass&More]
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#6856134 - 08/14/17 03:11 PM Re: lucky paperboy [Re: Bass&More]
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Loc: Lake Texoma, TX
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#6859095 - 08/16/17 08:08 PM Re: lucky paperboy [Re: Bass&More]
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#6861348 - 08/19/17 06:18 AM Re: lucky paperboy [Re: Bass&More]
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#6950550 - 11/07/17 04:41 PM Re: lucky paperboy [Re: Bass&More]
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#6950737 - 11/07/17 06:50 PM Re: lucky paperboy [Re: Bass&More]
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#6952502 - 11/08/17 10:46 PM Re: lucky paperboy [Re: Bass&More]
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