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#6853478 - 08/11/17 08:39 PM Another reason to love Texas
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One day, a very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in
Austin. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man
fixing to jump.

("fixing" in Texas means: has the means or abilities to take action).

She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump,
think of your dear mother and father."

He replied, " My mom and dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."

She said. "Well, think of your sweet wife and precious children."

He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."

She said, "well, then you just remember the Alamo."

He replied, "What's the Alamo?"

She replied. "Well bless your heart!  You just go ahead and jump you
little Yankee Obama loving liberal left wing Democrat son-of-a-gun. You are holding up traffic."

#6853518 - 08/11/17 09:27 PM Re: Another reason to love Texas [Re: mikei]
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

#6854190 - 08/12/17 06:43 PM Re: Another reason to love Texas [Re: mikei]
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#6854197 - 08/12/17 06:48 PM Re: Another reason to love Texas [Re: mikei]
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Visit my fictional blog "The dr Chronicles" about a laid-back Texan named dr - Enjoy!


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