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#6849464 - 08/08/17 11:19 AM Bigger
Bass&More Offline
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Registered: 12/02/11
Posts: 778
Loc: Jack County
Bigger
Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State:

1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.

2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And..

3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.

Upon her return, the girls were curious as to how she fared.

"Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that 407BBQ brisket over that Mesquite, it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable!

"And I went to a real rodeo.Talk about athletes...those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!"

They then asked, "Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?"

"Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"

peep

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#6849523 - 08/08/17 12:49 PM Re: Bigger [Re: Bass&More]
2Beez Offline
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Registered: 07/17/15
Posts: 7734
Loc: Lake Texoma, TX
clap rofl

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#6849538 - 08/08/17 01:10 PM Re: Bigger [Re: Bass&More]
PMK Offline
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Registered: 09/10/12
Posts: 6195
Loc: Central TX (Gtown/Austin)
loser8 ...
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#6849627 - 08/08/17 02:29 PM Re: Bigger [Re: 2Beez]
SnakeWrangler Offline
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Registered: 01/22/11
Posts: 29119
Loc: Fairfield, TX
Originally Posted By: 2Beez
clap rofl
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

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#6850034 - 08/08/17 08:21 PM Re: Bigger [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 04/12/09
Posts: 4591
Loc: Argyle
banana

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#6850160 - 08/08/17 10:07 PM Re: Bigger [Re: Bass&More]
Gary Olson Offline
Bird Dog

Registered: 01/24/13
Posts: 299
Loc: Plano, TX
banana2

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#6855670 - 08/14/17 09:17 AM Re: Bigger [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 11/01/12
Posts: 8014
Loc: Lubbock, TX
roflmao
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#6856219 - 08/14/17 04:32 PM Re: Bigger [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 01/12/12
Posts: 13772
Loc: Katy, TX
rofl
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Originally Posted By: Ojai Hunter
This is great! I haven't had a happy ending in quite a while !

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#6859093 - 08/16/17 08:07 PM Re: Bigger [Re: Bass&More]
colt45 Offline
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Registered: 08/19/06
Posts: 7338
Loc: bastrop county
clap
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#6861350 - 08/19/17 06:20 AM Re: Bigger [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 05/17/10
Posts: 1159
Loc: VA Grayson County
roflmao

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#6867505 - 08/24/17 03:14 PM Re: Bigger [Re: Bass&More]
Echo 80 Offline
Outdoorsman

Registered: 12/07/14
Posts: 50
Loc: East Texas
eeks333 clap

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#6873174 - 08/29/17 08:43 PM Re: Bigger [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 04/05/09
Posts: 8037
Loc: Irving Tx. and Cedar Creek Lak...
Good un!

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#6885279 - 09/12/17 02:26 PM Re: Bigger [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 01/20/12
Posts: 4618
rofl
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#6885833 - 09/12/17 10:35 PM Re: Bigger [Re: Bass&More]
luvpigmeet Offline
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Registered: 09/07/11
Posts: 1415
Loc: PA
That's funny right there. I don't care who you are.

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