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#6848180 - 08/07/17 09:35 AM Three nuns again
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Registered: 12/02/11
Posts: 846
Loc: Jack County
Three nuns die and go to heaven where they are met by St Peter at the pearly gates. St Pete says "Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I'm granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want".

The first nun says "I want to be Bo Derek," and POOF she's gone.
The second says "I want to be Madonna," and POOF she's gone.
The third says "I want to be Virginia Pepalini.".
St Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says.
"Virginia Pepalini" replies the nun.
St Peter shakes his head and says "I'm sorry, that name just doesn't ring a bell.
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing.
He hands it back to her and says "No Sister, this says the Virginia Pipeline was laid by 500 men in 7 days!".

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#6848368 - 08/07/17 11:56 AM Re: Three nuns again [Re: Bass&More]
blackcoal Offline
THF Trophy Hunter

Registered: 01/19/12
Posts: 9146
Loc: 60 Mi North of DFW

At least she knew what she wanted and why ... banana
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#6849025 - 08/07/17 09:11 PM Re: Three nuns again [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 01/12/12
Posts: 14129
Loc: Katy, TX
roflmao
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Originally Posted By: Ojai Hunter
This is great! I haven't had a happy ending in quite a while !

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#6849151 - 08/08/17 12:03 AM Re: Three nuns again [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 07/17/15
Posts: 8624
Loc: Lake Texoma, TX
roflmao
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#6950061 - 11/07/17 11:46 AM Re: Three nuns again [Re: Bass&More]
Trophytaker3 Offline
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Registered: 10/20/17
Posts: 387
Loc: East Montgomery county, Texas
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#6951062 - 11/08/17 04:41 AM Re: Three nuns again [Re: Bass&More]
fray Online   content
Bird Dog

Registered: 09/01/16
Posts: 439
Loc: Commerce, TX
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#6951891 - 11/08/17 03:17 PM Re: Three nuns again [Re: Bass&More]
QuitShootinYoungBucks Offline
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Registered: 11/01/12
Posts: 8332
Loc: Lubbock, TX
"and had his way with me twice, unless you're tired..."
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#6952499 - 11/08/17 10:44 PM Re: Three nuns again [Re: Bass&More]
pigplinker Offline
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Registered: 08/07/11
Posts: 1524
Loc: Ben Wheeler,Tx
banana

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#6957003 - 11/12/17 01:03 PM Re: Three nuns again [Re: Bass&More]
Red Cloud Offline
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Registered: 09/04/09
Posts: 1932
Loc: Weatherford, Texas
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