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#6846382 - 08/05/17 12:40 PM Churchhill Downs
mikei Online   content
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Registered: 11/16/14
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The Urinal  Is Too High:
 
 
A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers,
went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs ) to learn about
thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to
see the horses.
 
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that
the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
 
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room
when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach
the urinal.
 
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and
began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their little
'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes.
 
As she lifted one little guy, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually
well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said,
"You must be in the 5th grade." 
 
"No ma'am he replied, "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, 
but I appreciate your help."

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#6846410 - 08/05/17 01:02 PM Re: Churchhill Downs [Re: mikei]
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Registered: 01/22/11
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Loc: Over yonder.....
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#6846473 - 08/05/17 02:34 PM Re: Churchhill Downs [Re: mikei]
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Registered: 07/23/11
Posts: 723
Loc: Texas
Riders Up! bounce
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#6846516 - 08/05/17 03:40 PM Re: Churchhill Downs [Re: mikei]
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Registered: 01/06/08
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Loc: Out of Dallas Co. SOON !!
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#6847006 - 08/06/17 12:26 AM Re: Churchhill Downs [Re: mikei]
2Beez Offline
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Registered: 07/17/15
Posts: 10867
Loc: Lake Texoma, TX
rofl
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#6848993 - 08/07/17 08:43 PM Re: Churchhill Downs [Re: mikei]
Gary Olson Offline
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Registered: 01/24/13
Posts: 385
Loc: Plano, TX
Now that's what I call jockeying for pole position.

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#6849024 - 08/07/17 09:10 PM Re: Churchhill Downs [Re: mikei]
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Registered: 01/12/12
Posts: 15409
Loc: Katy, TX
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Also, I wonder why you guys are arguing if you have not tried it both ways.

Originally Posted By: bill oxner
I got 3 inches.

Originally Posted By: nsmike
you haven't seen anything, until two gays go at it.

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#6849888 - 08/08/17 06:07 PM Re: Churchhill Downs [Re: mikei]
fray Offline
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Registered: 09/01/16
Posts: 660
Loc: Commerce, TX
cheers

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#6850031 - 08/08/17 08:20 PM Re: Churchhill Downs [Re: mikei]
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Registered: 04/12/09
Posts: 5114
Loc: Argyle
All she dad to do was start whistling and be done.

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#6850186 - 08/08/17 11:04 PM Re: Churchhill Downs [Re: 2Beez]
Deerhunter61 Offline
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Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 7713
Loc: DFW
Originally Posted By: 2Beez
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