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#6833800 - 07/25/17 01:05 PM Old cowboy
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Registered: 12/30/12
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An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Red Lodge, Montana for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are so wrinkled from age.

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.


When he’s finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he’d had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed the little ball.

The barber replied, “Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does”.

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#6833820 - 07/25/17 01:26 PM Re: Old cowboy [Re: TexasKC]
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Registered: 12/02/11
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Loc: Jack County
eek2 peep

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#6834324 - 07/25/17 09:21 PM Re: Old cowboy [Re: TexasKC]
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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

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"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

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#6835045 - 07/26/17 03:28 PM Re: Old cowboy [Re: TexasKC]
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barf
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#6835432 - 07/26/17 10:33 PM Re: Old cowboy [Re: TexasKC]
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That is just bad roflmao
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#6835682 - 07/27/17 09:49 AM Re: Old cowboy [Re: TexasKC]
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roflmao
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#6836438 - 07/28/17 04:49 AM Re: Old cowboy [Re: TexasKC]
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flush sick

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#6840742 - 07/31/17 09:26 PM Re: Old cowboy [Re: TexasKC]
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Nothing brings out the grain in wood like a little stain.

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#6845700 - 08/04/17 06:22 PM Re: Old cowboy [Re: Gary Olson]
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Originally Posted By: Gary Olson
Nothing brings out the grain in wood like a little stain.


roflmao I see what you did there. roflmao
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This is great! I haven't had a happy ending in quite a while !

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#6845830 - 08/04/17 08:12 PM Re: Old cowboy [Re: TexasKC]
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barf happy3
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Broke from buying guns, bows and fishing tackle and wouldn't have it any other way.

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#6846016 - 08/04/17 10:43 PM Re: Old cowboy [Re: TexasKC]
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OMG Hate to admit that That's my barber, Never asked.... Changing barbers.
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