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Old cowboy
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07/25/17 06:05 PM
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TexasKC
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An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Red Lodge, Montana for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are so wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When he’s finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he’d had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed the little ball.
The barber replied, “Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does”.
In the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
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Re: Old cowboy
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07/25/17 06:26 PM
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Bass&More
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Re: Old cowboy
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07/26/17 02:21 AM
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Old cowboy
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07/26/17 08:28 PM
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Cajun Raider
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: Old cowboy
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07/27/17 03:33 AM
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Bee'z
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That is just bad
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Re: Old cowboy
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07/27/17 02:49 PM
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QuitShootinYoungBucks
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https://web.archive.org/web/20170223065011/http:/www.rrdvegas.com/silencer-cleaning.html
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Re: Old cowboy
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07/28/17 09:49 AM
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pigplinker
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Re: Old cowboy
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08/01/17 02:26 AM
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Gary Olson
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Nothing brings out the grain in wood like a little stain.
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Re: Old cowboy
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08/04/17 11:22 PM
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Nothing brings out the grain in wood like a little stain. I see what you did there.
LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: Old cowboy
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08/05/17 03:43 AM
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DHarden
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OMG Hate to admit that That's my barber, Never asked.... Changing barbers.
Darrell
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