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#6836623 - 07/28/17 08:57 AM Jimmy and the bike
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For his birthday, little Jimmy asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but you know I've been layed off from my job down at the Arby's and the mortgage on this drafty little house is $15,000 and your mother just lost her job at Walmart. There's no way we can afford it." The next day, the father saw little Jimmy heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where in the living daylights do you think you are going, you little turd ?" Little Jimmy told his father, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you tellin' mommy you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming, too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $15,000 mortgage in a drafty old house and no freaking bike!"
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#6836654 - 07/28/17 09:23 AM Re: Jimmy and the bike [Re: Bass&More]
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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

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#6840029 - 07/31/17 12:42 PM Re: Jimmy and the bike [Re: Bass&More]
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#6840177 - 07/31/17 02:59 PM Re: Jimmy and the bike [Re: Bass&More]
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#6845705 - 08/04/17 06:24 PM Re: Jimmy and the bike [Re: Bass&More]
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Good one!
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#6847143 - 08/06/17 09:31 AM Re: Jimmy and the bike [Re: Bass&More]
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#6850041 - 08/08/17 08:26 PM Re: Jimmy and the bike [Re: Bass&More]
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#6861353 - 08/19/17 06:23 AM Re: Jimmy and the bike [Re: Bass&More]
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