Main Menu
Advertisement
Affiliates
Advertisement
Newest Members
flaboy71, HunterJoe, Pigmaster Yoda, Cowtown Wing Hunter, Cootkiller
63675 Registered Users
Top Posters
dogcatcher 87616
stxranchman 52791
bill oxner 46783
RKHarm24 44577
rifleman 44361
BOBO the Clown 43581
BMD 40884
Big Orn 37484
SnakeWrangler 35743
txshntr 35188
facebook
Forum Stats
63675 Members
45 Forums
452982 Topics
6259959 Posts

Max Online: 16728 @ 03/25/12 08:51 AM
Topic Options
#6833800 - 07/25/17 01:05 PM Old cowboy
TexasKC Offline
Veteran Tracker

Registered: 12/30/12
Posts: 2888
Loc: Houston & Lexington, Texas
An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Red Lodge, Montana for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are so wrinkled from age.

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.


When he’s finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he’d had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed the little ball.

The barber replied, “Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does”.

Top
#6833820 - 07/25/17 01:26 PM Re: Old cowboy [Re: TexasKC]
Bass&More Offline
Pro Tracker

Registered: 12/02/11
Posts: 1160
Loc: Jack County
eek2 peep

Top
#6834324 - 07/25/17 09:21 PM Re: Old cowboy [Re: TexasKC]
SnakeWrangler Online   content
THF Celebrity

Registered: 01/22/11
Posts: 35743
Loc: Over yonder.....
trout
_________________________
"You're statistically more likely to be killed by Hillary Clinton than an NRA member. - PolitiDiva

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

Top
#6835045 - 07/26/17 03:28 PM Re: Old cowboy [Re: TexasKC]
Cajun Raider Offline
Tracker

Registered: 07/23/11
Posts: 713
Loc: Texas
barf
_________________________
Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.

Top
#6835432 - 07/26/17 10:33 PM Re: Old cowboy [Re: TexasKC]
2Beez Offline
Chihuahua

Registered: 07/17/15
Posts: 10643
Loc: Lake Texoma, TX
That is just bad roflmao
_________________________

Top
#6835682 - 07/27/17 09:49 AM Re: Old cowboy [Re: TexasKC]
QuitShootinYoungBucks Offline
THF Trophy Hunter

Registered: 11/01/12
Posts: 8873
Loc: Lubbock, TX
roflmao
_________________________

Top
#6836438 - 07/28/17 04:49 AM Re: Old cowboy [Re: TexasKC]
pigplinker Offline
Pro Tracker

Registered: 08/07/11
Posts: 1829
Loc: Ben Wheeler,Tx
flush sick

Top
#6840742 - 07/31/17 09:26 PM Re: Old cowboy [Re: TexasKC]
Gary Olson Offline
Bird Dog

Registered: 01/24/13
Posts: 358
Loc: Plano, TX
Nothing brings out the grain in wood like a little stain.

Top
#6845700 - 08/04/17 06:22 PM Re: Old cowboy [Re: Gary Olson]
TXHOGSLAYER Online   content
goatboy

Registered: 01/12/12
Posts: 15263
Loc: Katy, TX
Originally Posted By: Gary Olson
Nothing brings out the grain in wood like a little stain.


roflmao I see what you did there. roflmao
_________________________

Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Also, I wonder why you guys are arguing if you have not tried it both ways.

Originally Posted By: bill oxner
I got 3 inches.

Originally Posted By: nsmike
you haven't seen anything, until two gays go at it.

Top
#6845830 - 08/04/17 08:12 PM Re: Old cowboy [Re: TexasKC]
sleepyhunter Offline
Bird Dog

Registered: 09/04/13
Posts: 383
Loc: Burleson TX
barf happy3
_________________________




Broke from buying guns, bows and fishing tackle and wouldn't have it any other way.

Top
#6846016 - 08/04/17 10:43 PM Re: Old cowboy [Re: TexasKC]
DHarden Offline
Light Foot

Registered: 01/20/17
Posts: 39
Loc: Houston/Del Rio
OMG Hate to admit that That's my barber, Never asked.... Changing barbers.
_________________________
Darrell

Top



© 2004-2018 OUTDOOR SITES NETWORK all rights reserved USA and Worldwide