A place where women curl up and dye.
The only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
An insect that makes you like flies better.
A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority.
A grape with a sunburn.
A story you tell to one person at a time.
The pain that drives you to extraction.
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
An honest opinion openly expressed.
Something other people have....similar to my character lines.
I very quietly confided to my friend that I was having an Affair.
She turned to me and asked, "Are you having it catered?"
. . and that, my friend, is the definition of 'OLD'!!!
In youth, the days are short and the years are long.
In old age, the years are short and days long.