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#6824823 - 07/17/17 08:21 AM Two old geezers
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Two old geezers where contemplating where they might spend eternity after they die. One says to the other "If i die first, somehow, someway i'll come back to tell you where i went". The other man agreed to do the same.
One night one of them did die, and the remaining old geezer had a dream where the voice of his friend spoke from beyond. Tossing and turning the dreaming man says "Tell me! Tell what you're doing and where you are!" The man who had died said "Well, i start the day with some sex. Then i eat. Then i sleep. When i wake up i have sex again, eat again, then go back to sleep. in the evening, a little more sex, more food, more sleep. It's been like that since I arrived here.
"WOW" says the dreaming man...heaven sounds great!"
"HEAVEN?!" replied the deceased, "I'm not in heaven...I came back as a jack rabbit living in Texas!"
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#6825139 - 07/17/17 01:02 PM Re: Two old geezers [Re: Bass&More]
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#6825217 - 07/17/17 02:20 PM Re: Two old geezers [Re: Bass&More]
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#6825231 - 07/17/17 02:32 PM Re: Two old geezers [Re: Bass&More]
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#6825850 - 07/18/17 04:06 AM Re: Two old geezers [Re: Bass&More]
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