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#6822838 - 07/14/17 04:44 PM TFF liked it, so here we go...
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This guy goes into a bar and sits down next to a nice looking young lady.
He orders a drink and asks her if he can buy her one. "Sure" she says, "thanks".
They get to talking and he asks her what her name is....."Carmen" she replies.
"That's a pretty name, who gave you that name?" he asks.
"I sort of created it myself, I got it from the things I like the best, cars and men."
"That makes sense." he said. "I like it."

They talked and drank for a while, having a good time.
Finally, she asks "By the way, you never told me your name.."

"Oh sorry, I'm B.J. Titsandgolf."
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#6822910 - 07/14/17 06:15 PM Re: TFF liked it, so here we go... [Re: reeltexan]
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#6822918 - 07/14/17 06:20 PM Re: TFF liked it, so here we go... [Re: reeltexan]
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TFF..... loco
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#6823252 - 07/15/17 06:50 AM Re: TFF liked it, so here we go... [Re: reeltexan]
fray Online   content
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Registered: 09/01/16
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Loc: Commerce, TX
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#6823478 - 07/15/17 01:59 PM Re: TFF liked it, so here we go... [Re: reeltexan]
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clap roflmao

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#6824054 - 07/16/17 08:59 AM Re: TFF liked it, so here we go... [Re: reeltexan]
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#6825222 - 07/17/17 02:22 PM Re: TFF liked it, so here we go... [Re: reeltexan]
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#6825851 - 07/18/17 04:07 AM Re: TFF liked it, so here we go... [Re: reeltexan]
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