This guy goes into a bar and sits down next to a nice looking young lady.
He orders a drink and asks her if he can buy her one. "Sure" she says, "thanks".
They get to talking and he asks her what her name is....."Carmen" she replies.
"That's a pretty name, who gave you that name?" he asks.
"I sort of created it myself, I got it from the things I like the best, cars and men."
"That makes sense." he said. "I like it."
They talked and drank for a while, having a good time.
Finally, she asks "By the way, you never told me your name.."
"Oh sorry, I'm B.J. Titsandgolf."
"Count that day lost whose low, descending sun
Is not, in part, obscured by powder from my gun"