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Identification by Tattoo
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07/06/17 01:33 AM
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BayouGuy
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A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border." May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent.
"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy. "Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent.
"But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other"
"This I gotta see," replied the agent. With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind."
By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "I'm going to grant you entry. Have a safe trip back to Chicago."
"Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago?
"The agent replied, "I recognized Obama in the middle."
If you can't laugh at yourself, give me a call. I'll gladly laugh at you. "I keep trying to see Nancy Pelosi's and Chuck Schumer's point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my [censored]." Senator John Kennedy, Louisiana
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Re: Identification by Tattoo
[Re: BayouGuy]
#6813756
07/06/17 02:43 AM
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Posts: 65,417
SnakeWrangler
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So sad and so true on so many levels.....SMDH
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Identification by Tattoo
[Re: BayouGuy]
#6813804
07/06/17 03:55 AM
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Texasphez
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Woodsman
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That is the best one I've seen in awhile!
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Re: Identification by Tattoo
[Re: BayouGuy]
#6813829
07/06/17 05:57 AM
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Bee'z
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that is funny.
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Re: Identification by Tattoo
[Re: Bee'z]
#6813852
07/06/17 11:47 AM
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DryFire
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Bird Dog
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that is funny. X2
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Re: Identification by Tattoo
[Re: BayouGuy]
#6815211
07/07/17 05:40 PM
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Posts: 2,398
Bass&More
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Re: Identification by Tattoo
[Re: BayouGuy]
#6815237
07/07/17 06:02 PM
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Huntmaster
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Re: Identification by Tattoo
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#6817186
07/09/17 04:54 PM
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tex70
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Re: Identification by Tattoo
[Re: BayouGuy]
#6817487
07/09/17 09:57 PM
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Simple Searcher
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"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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Re: Identification by Tattoo
[Re: BayouGuy]
#6825861
07/18/17 09:37 AM
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Posts: 2,706
pigplinker
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Re: Identification by Tattoo
[Re: BayouGuy]
#6825873
07/18/17 10:47 AM
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Mike Mathena
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Go get in the woods
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