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Identification by Tattoo #6813670 07/06/17 01:33 AM
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A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border." May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent.

"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy. "Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent.

"But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other"

"This I gotta see," replied the agent. With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind."

By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "I'm going to grant you entry. Have a safe trip back to Chicago."

"Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago?

"The agent replied, "I recognized Obama in the middle."


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So sad and so true on so many levels.....SMDH


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Re: Identification by Tattoo [Re: BayouGuy] #6813804 07/06/17 03:55 AM
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roflmao clap
That is the best one I've seen in awhile!

Re: Identification by Tattoo [Re: BayouGuy] #6813829 07/06/17 05:57 AM
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rofl that is funny.


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rofl that is funny.


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Re: Identification by Tattoo [Re: BayouGuy] #6815211 07/07/17 05:40 PM
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Re: Identification by Tattoo [Re: BayouGuy] #6815237 07/07/17 06:02 PM
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That's great!

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Re: Identification by Tattoo [Re: BayouGuy] #6817487 07/09/17 09:57 PM
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roflmao cheers

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