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The helicopter ride.....
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06/25/17 08:26 PM
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reeltexan
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Ethel and Joe were on vacation and came across a County Fair to attend. At the fair, a guy was offering helicopter rides for $50. Joe REALLY wanted to take a ride but Ethel reminded him that their budget for the trip was spent and there was NO room to blow $50 on the helicopter. The pilot heard the discussion and offered a possible solution....."I'll give you the ride for FREE on the condition that you don't say a single word until we land." Joe and Ethel agreed, it sounded like a great deal.
The pilot did every stunt he could think of, the tail slide, the snake, the funnel, even the death spiral. All the time...not a peep from the back seats. He lands the helicopter and says to Joe "I'm more than impressed, you guys were completely silent!"
Joe replied "Well, I almost spoke up when Ethel fell out, but..fifty bucks is fifty bucks."
"Give me an Army of West Point graduates and I'll win a battle... Give me a handful of Texas Aggies and I'll win a war." - General Patton
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Re: The helicopter ride.....
[Re: reeltexan]
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06/28/17 05:20 AM
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Bee'z
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Re: The helicopter ride.....
[Re: reeltexan]
#6807061
06/28/17 05:43 PM
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mikei
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That's kinda cold. But funny as hell!
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Re: The helicopter ride.....
[Re: reeltexan]
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06/29/17 03:37 AM
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pigplinker
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Re: The helicopter ride.....
[Re: reeltexan]
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06/29/17 09:14 PM
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Red Cloud
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Didn't know where that was going! FUNNY!!
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Re: The helicopter ride.....
[Re: reeltexan]
#6808208
06/29/17 09:34 PM
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NMGW
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New Mexico: Not Really New, Not Really Mexico
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Re: The helicopter ride.....
[Re: Red Cloud]
#6809017
06/30/17 08:53 PM
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Stevarino
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Didn't know where that was going! FUNNY!! X2. That was good
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