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A Guy Walks Into A Bar...
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06/04/17 09:54 PM
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Grizz
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A blind man wanders into an all Girls Biker Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the barkeep, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke? The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it’s only fair, given you are blind, to tell you you’re in a girls biker bar and you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously ‘Mister’, do you still wanna tell that joke?” The blind man thinks for a minute, sighs, shakes his head, and mutters, “No, it’s a good joke, but not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
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Re: A Guy Walks Into A Bar...
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06/05/17 04:33 PM
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Pope&Young
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Re: A Guy Walks Into A Bar...
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06/06/17 12:43 AM
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DryFire
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Hahaha my blonde sister will appreciate this... and relate far to well.
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Re: A Guy Walks Into A Bar...
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06/06/17 10:03 AM
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