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#6780691 - 06/01/17 08:30 AM A frustrated wife
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Registered: 12/02/11
Posts: 441
Loc: North Texas
A frustrated wife... asked a marriage counselor how to get her husband's attention at bedtime. He said she should just do something different, and once she had his attention then nature would take its course.

So as an experiment that night, she put her nightgown on backwards to see if that would get his attention and start things moving along.

Husband: I see you have your nightgown on backward!
Wife: Aw, how nice that you noticed.
Husband: Of course I noticed! The brown stain is in the front!
eek2 peep

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#6780699 - 06/01/17 08:41 AM Re: A frustrated wife [Re: Bass&More]
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Gross.
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#6780834 - 06/01/17 10:14 AM Re: A frustrated wife [Re: Bass&More]
Cast Offline
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Registered: 12/14/08
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Columbus' grandpa kicked a caveman in the butt for telling that joke.
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I have a short attention spa

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#6781902 - 06/02/17 11:29 AM Re: A frustrated wife [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 08/07/11
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Loc: Ben Wheeler,Tx
wife rofl

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#6797168 - 06/18/17 06:19 PM Re: A frustrated wife [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 11/05/08
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clap
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#6810573 - 07/02/17 05:36 PM Re: A frustrated wife [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 04/12/09
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eek2


Edited by texasag93 (07/02/17 05:36 PM)

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#6810601 - 07/02/17 06:09 PM Re: A frustrated wife [Re: texasag93]
Simple Searcher Online   content
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Registered: 12/30/12
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Originally Posted By: texasag93
eek2
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#6826685 - 07/18/17 06:42 PM Re: A frustrated wife [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 09/04/13
Posts: 357
Loc: Burleson TX
nidea eeks333
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#6826687 - 07/18/17 06:44 PM Re: A frustrated wife [Re: Bass&More]
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Y'all must have some rough wives if you can relate to that joke.

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