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#6780691 - 06/01/17 08:30 AM A frustrated wife
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Registered: 12/02/11
Posts: 955
Loc: Jack County
A frustrated wife... asked a marriage counselor how to get her husband's attention at bedtime. He said she should just do something different, and once she had his attention then nature would take its course.

So as an experiment that night, she put her nightgown on backwards to see if that would get his attention and start things moving along.

Husband: I see you have your nightgown on backward!
Wife: Aw, how nice that you noticed.
Husband: Of course I noticed! The brown stain is in the front!
eek2 peep

#6780699 - 06/01/17 08:41 AM Re: A frustrated wife [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 11/03/09
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Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill

#6780834 - 06/01/17 10:14 AM Re: A frustrated wife [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 12/14/08
Posts: 17342
Loc: North Texas - God's Country
Columbus' grandpa kicked a caveman in the butt for telling that joke.

I have a short attention spa

#6781902 - 06/02/17 11:29 AM Re: A frustrated wife [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 08/07/11
Posts: 1648
Loc: Ben Wheeler,Tx
wife rofl

#6797168 - 06/18/17 06:19 PM Re: A frustrated wife [Re: Bass&More]
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R.I.P. CPO Matt Mills-(DEVGRU)- You will NEVER be forgotten!
10-25-75 / 8-6-11 *K.I.A.*

#6810573 - 07/02/17 05:36 PM Re: A frustrated wife [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 04/12/09
Posts: 4782
Loc: Argyle

Edited by texasag93 (07/02/17 05:36 PM)

#6810601 - 07/02/17 06:09 PM Re: A frustrated wife [Re: texasag93]
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Originally Posted By: texasag93

"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark

#6826685 - 07/18/17 06:42 PM Re: A frustrated wife [Re: Bass&More]
sleepyhunter Offline
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Registered: 09/04/13
Posts: 372
Loc: Burleson TX
nidea eeks333

Broke from buying guns, bows and fishing tackle and wouldn't have it any other way.

#6826687 - 07/18/17 06:44 PM Re: A frustrated wife [Re: Bass&More]
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Y'all must have some rough wives if you can relate to that joke.


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