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#6760029 - 05/10/17 12:37 PM How men think
bill oxner Offline
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As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what?

You have been with me all through the bad times.

When I got fired, you were there to support me.

When my business failed, you were there

When I got shot, you were by my side.

When we lost the house, you stayed right here.

When my health started failing, you were still by my side...

You know what Martha?"

"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

"I'm beginning to think you're bad luck."
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#6760137 - 05/10/17 02:23 PM Re: How men think [Re: bill oxner]
rickym Offline
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Registered: 06/14/15
Posts: 5483
Loc: texas
clap
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Originally Posted By: Grizz
Wingshooting is like sex for me - I love doing it but I'm just not that good at it.

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#6760144 - 05/10/17 02:29 PM Re: How men think [Re: rickym]
SnakeWrangler Offline
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Originally Posted By: rickym
clap
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

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#6760165 - 05/10/17 02:47 PM Re: How men think [Re: bill oxner]
reeltexan Offline
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Funny stuff, Mr. Bill.
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Is not, in part, obscured by powder from my gun"
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#6760429 - 05/10/17 06:44 PM Re: How men think [Re: bill oxner]
Mike Mathena Offline
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Registered: 12/30/16
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Loc: Brazoria county
That is funny stuff right there.
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#6760480 - 05/10/17 07:20 PM Re: How men think [Re: bill oxner]
Michael W. Offline
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Registered: 11/22/10
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Thats pretty good.
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A clear conscience is often the sign of a fuzzy memory.

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#6760729 - 05/10/17 10:23 PM Re: How men think [Re: bill oxner]
2Beez Online   happy
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Registered: 07/17/15
Posts: 7741
Loc: Lake Texoma, TX
clap roflmao

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#6760824 - 05/11/17 06:14 AM Re: How men think [Re: bill oxner]
decook Offline
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Registered: 08/26/09
Posts: 1589
Loc: Montgomery, TX USA
Greatness. I didn't see that coming.
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#6761553 - 05/11/17 04:44 PM Re: How men think [Re: bill oxner]
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Loc: Lubbock, TX
lol35
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#6762956 - 05/13/17 05:53 AM Re: How men think [Re: bill oxner]
pigplinker Offline
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Loc: Ben Wheeler,Tx
roflmao

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#6768748 - 05/19/17 12:39 PM Re: How men think [Re: bill oxner]
Skipetex Offline
Woodsman

Registered: 01/31/13
Posts: 106
Loc: Hughes Springs, Tx
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#6768772 - 05/19/17 01:21 PM Re: How men think [Re: bill oxner]
Skipetex Offline
Woodsman

Registered: 01/31/13
Posts: 106
Loc: Hughes Springs, Tx
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#6768791 - 05/19/17 01:30 PM Re: How men think [Re: bill oxner]
Skipetex Offline
Woodsman

Registered: 01/31/13
Posts: 106
Loc: Hughes Springs, Tx
Funny

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