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#6750492 - 04/30/17 04:02 PM Cost of Baseball Equipment
fray Offline
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Registered: 09/01/16
Posts: 443
Loc: Commerce, TX
A woman takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work, not aware her 9 year old boy is hiding in the closet.

Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.

"Dark in here", whispers the boy. "Yes it is", the man whispers awkwardly. "I have a baseball. Want to buy it?"

"No, thanks".

"My dad's outside"

"Okay, how much?"


A few weeks later, the same thing happens and the boy and the mom's lover find themselves in the closet together.

"Dark in here."

"Yes it is."

"I have a baseball glove. Want to buy it?"

"No thanks."

"I'll tell."

"How much?"


A few days later the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and play some catch."

"I can't", said the boy. "I sold them".
"How much did you sell the for?," asked the father.

"$1000", the boy proudly says.

"That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that!", the father says. "I'm taking you to church to confess".

At church that Sunday, the father alerts the priest, makes his child sit in the confession booth, and closes the door.

"It's dark in here", said the boy. The priest said, "Don't start that crap again."

#6750765 - 04/30/17 09:07 PM Re: Cost of Baseball Equipment [Re: fray]
2Beez Online   happy

Registered: 07/17/15
Posts: 8654
Loc: Lake Texoma, TX
Always a good one cheers

#6754036 - 05/04/17 01:30 AM Re: Cost of Baseball Equipment [Re: fray]
pigplinker Offline
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Registered: 08/07/11
Posts: 1524
Loc: Ben Wheeler,Tx

#6754045 - 05/04/17 05:28 AM Re: Cost of Baseball Equipment [Re: fray]
Cajun Raider Offline

Registered: 07/23/11
Posts: 644
Loc: Texas
Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.

#6754498 - 05/04/17 01:37 PM Re: Cost of Baseball Equipment [Re: fray]

Registered: 01/12/12
Posts: 14129
Loc: Katy, TX
Never gets old...
Originally Posted By: Ojai Hunter
This is great! I haven't had a happy ending in quite a while !

#6768779 - 05/19/17 01:24 PM Re: Cost of Baseball Equipment [Re: fray]
Skipetex Offline

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