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#6750330 - 04/30/17 09:52 AM Custody battle
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Registered: 01/24/13
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Loc: Plano, TX
An old mountaineer and his young ex-wife were fighting over custody of their children.

The mother protested that since she brought her kids into this world, she should retain custody of them.

The judge asked the old mountaineer for his side of the story.

After a long moment of silence, the mountaineer rose from his chair and asked, "Judge, when I put a quarter in a candy machine and a candy bar comes out, does it belong to me or the machine?"

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#6753577 - 05/03/17 03:24 PM Re: Custody battle [Re: Gary Olson]
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Like the way he thinks..... cheers
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#6753742 - 05/03/17 06:17 PM Re: Custody battle [Re: Gary Olson]
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Registered: 09/25/16
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Haha! Truth.
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#6754027 - 05/04/17 01:20 AM Re: Custody battle [Re: Gary Olson]
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Registered: 08/07/11
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#6768800 - 05/19/17 01:33 PM Re: Custody battle [Re: Gary Olson]
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