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#6750330 - 04/30/17 09:52 AM Custody battle
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Registered: 01/24/13
Posts: 299
Loc: Plano, TX
An old mountaineer and his young ex-wife were fighting over custody of their children.

The mother protested that since she brought her kids into this world, she should retain custody of them.

The judge asked the old mountaineer for his side of the story.

After a long moment of silence, the mountaineer rose from his chair and asked, "Judge, when I put a quarter in a candy machine and a candy bar comes out, does it belong to me or the machine?"

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#6753577 - 05/03/17 03:24 PM Re: Custody battle [Re: Gary Olson]
SnakeWrangler Online   content
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Registered: 01/22/11
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Loc: Fairfield, TX
Like the way he thinks..... cheers
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

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#6753742 - 05/03/17 06:17 PM Re: Custody battle [Re: Gary Olson]
DryFire Offline
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Registered: 09/25/16
Posts: 260
Loc: Irving, TX
Haha! Truth.
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#6754027 - 05/04/17 01:20 AM Re: Custody battle [Re: Gary Olson]
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Registered: 08/07/11
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#6768800 - 05/19/17 01:33 PM Re: Custody battle [Re: Gary Olson]
Skipetex Offline
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Registered: 01/31/13
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