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 A male fairy tale
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04/18/17 12:46 PM
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bill oxner
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Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,
"Will you marry me?"
The Princess immediately said, "No!"
…and the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles
and dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted
and fished and raced cars, and went to [censored] bars and dated
ladies half his age and drank whiskey and beer and never heard
bitching and never paid child support or alimony, and dated
cheerleaders and kept his house and guns, and ate spam and
potato chips and beans, and blew enormous farts, and never got
cheated on while he was at work, and all his friends and family
thought he was friggin cool as hell, and he had tons of money in
the bank, and left the toilet seat up.
The End
I told you it was a fairy tale.
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill ![[Linked Image]](https://texashuntingforum.com/forum/pics/usergals/2017/07/full-3669-105539-full_16668_105507_image.jpg)
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Re: A male fairy tale
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04/18/17 01:17 PM
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I figured a male fairy tale would be 'Prince Bruce met Prince Thad, they fell in love, got married, and were just as miserable as non-fairy married couples'.
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Re: A male fairy tale
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04/18/17 02:09 PM
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Re: A male fairy tale
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04/18/17 02:40 PM
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"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."
~PMK~
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Re: A male fairy tale
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04/18/17 02:55 PM
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Cast
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Your material is definitely improving lately. Good un.
Cast ![[Linked Image]](http://winsounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Longhorn-Logo.png) I have a short attention spa
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Re: A male fairy tale
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04/18/17 04:24 PM
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Re: A male fairy tale
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04/20/17 01:43 AM
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Your material is definitely improving lately. Good un. 
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: A male fairy tale
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04/20/17 01:51 AM
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Re: A male fairy tale
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04/20/17 11:51 AM
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Re: A male fairy tale
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04/23/17 03:10 AM
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Bill, please publish this story so I can buy it and read it to my son daily as a children's book.
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Re: A male fairy tale
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04/23/17 01:31 PM
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Re: A male fairy tale
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04/23/17 05:05 PM
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BILL Thats not a fairy tale............ THATS A DREAM COME TRUE!!!!!!!!
CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE FOR TOMORROW. INVEST IN TOMORROW BY TAKING A CHILD HUNTING OR FISHING TODAY.
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Re: A male fairy tale
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04/25/17 06:57 PM
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Been married (and divorced) 4 times! That is life I'm striving for now! If I ever post that I'm getting married on here some of you guys need to do an intervention because I have gone and got way to drunk to be safe to myself or public! 
Brayden (Lazy L's Southern Comfort) you will be missed! You were more than a pet you were my reason to rise and return for many days! You were my rock!
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Re: A male fairy tale
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04/26/17 02:24 AM
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I have a brother that has been married so many times that he just uses Velcro for family pictures.
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Re: A male fairy tale
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04/30/17 01:47 PM
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I got a buddy who used to keep a divorce attorney on retainer...until he met an old Alabama country girl who's as mean as he is to their partners and declared a Truce...
Ron
It is TIME for Term Limits, cause Politicians are like childrens diapers and for the same reasons...Robin Williams
"These are the times that try men's soul's"...Thomas Paine
"Those who fail to learn from History are doomed to repeat it" ....Santayana
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