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#6738181 - 04/18/17 07:46 AM A male fairy tale
bill oxner Offline
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Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,
"Will you marry me?"

The Princess immediately said, "No!"

…and the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles
and dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted
and fished and raced cars, and went to [censored] bars and dated
ladies half his age and drank whiskey and beer and never heard
bitching and never paid child support or alimony, and dated
cheerleaders and kept his house and guns, and ate spam and
potato chips and beans, and blew enormous farts, and never got
cheated on while he was at work, and all his friends and family
thought he was friggin cool as hell, and he had tons of money in
the bank, and left the toilet seat up.

The End

I told you it was a fairy tale.
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#6738215 - 04/18/17 08:17 AM Re: A male fairy tale [Re: bill oxner]
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Registered: 11/01/12
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I figured a male fairy tale would be 'Prince Bruce met Prince Thad, they fell in love, got married, and were just as miserable as non-fairy married couples'.
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#6738267 - 04/18/17 09:09 AM Re: A male fairy tale [Re: bill oxner]
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Registered: 12/02/11
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clap peep

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#6738297 - 04/18/17 09:40 AM Re: A male fairy tale [Re: bill oxner]
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#6738316 - 04/18/17 09:55 AM Re: A male fairy tale [Re: bill oxner]
Cast Offline
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Registered: 12/14/08
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Your material is definitely improving lately. Good un.
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#6738411 - 04/18/17 11:24 AM Re: A male fairy tale [Re: bill oxner]
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ha!

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#6740365 - 04/19/17 08:43 PM Re: A male fairy tale [Re: Cast]
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Originally Posted By: Cast
Your material is definitely improving lately. Good un.
cheers
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#6740371 - 04/19/17 08:51 PM Re: A male fairy tale [Re: bill oxner]
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rofl
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#6740586 - 04/20/17 06:51 AM Re: A male fairy tale [Re: bill oxner]
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#6743436 - 04/22/17 10:10 PM Re: A male fairy tale [Re: bill oxner]
HuskerB Offline
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Registered: 01/23/10
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Loc: McKinney, TX
Bill, please publish this story so I can buy it and read it to my son daily as a children's book.

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#6743544 - 04/23/17 08:31 AM Re: A male fairy tale [Re: bill oxner]
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roflmao

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#6743726 - 04/23/17 12:05 PM Re: A male fairy tale [Re: bill oxner]
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BILL Thats not a fairy tale............ THATS A DREAM COME TRUE!!!!!!!!
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#6745659 - 04/25/17 01:57 PM Re: A male fairy tale [Re: nuprofessor]
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Registered: 05/21/10
Posts: 2574
Loc: Odessa Texas
Been married (and divorced) 4 times! That is life I'm striving for now! If I ever post that I'm getting married on here some of you guys need to do an intervention because I have gone and got way to drunk to be safe to myself or public! sick
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#6746098 - 04/25/17 09:24 PM Re: A male fairy tale [Re: bill oxner]
Jerry Fisk Offline
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Registered: 03/16/15
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Loc: SW Arkansas
I have a brother that has been married so many times that he just uses Velcro for family pictures.
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#6750288 - 04/30/17 08:47 AM Re: A male fairy tale [Re: bill oxner]
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I got a buddy who used to keep a divorce attorney on retainer...until he met an old Alabama country girl who's as mean as he is to their partners and declared a Truce...
Ron
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