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#6738181 - 04/18/17 07:46 AM A male fairy tale
bill oxner Offline
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Registered: 11/03/09
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Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,
"Will you marry me?"

The Princess immediately said, "No!"

…and the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles
and dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted
and fished and raced cars, and went to [censored] bars and dated
ladies half his age and drank whiskey and beer and never heard
bitching and never paid child support or alimony, and dated
cheerleaders and kept his house and guns, and ate spam and
potato chips and beans, and blew enormous farts, and never got
cheated on while he was at work, and all his friends and family
thought he was friggin cool as hell, and he had tons of money in
the bank, and left the toilet seat up.

The End

I told you it was a fairy tale.
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#6738215 - 04/18/17 08:17 AM Re: A male fairy tale [Re: bill oxner]
QuitShootinYoungBucks Offline
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Registered: 11/01/12
Posts: 8333
Loc: Lubbock, TX
I figured a male fairy tale would be 'Prince Bruce met Prince Thad, they fell in love, got married, and were just as miserable as non-fairy married couples'.
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#6738267 - 04/18/17 09:09 AM Re: A male fairy tale [Re: bill oxner]
Bass&More Offline
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Registered: 12/02/11
Posts: 846
Loc: Jack County
clap peep

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#6738297 - 04/18/17 09:40 AM Re: A male fairy tale [Re: bill oxner]
PMK Offline
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Registered: 09/10/12
Posts: 6437
Loc: Central TX (Gtown/Austin)
up
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"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."

~PMK~

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#6738316 - 04/18/17 09:55 AM Re: A male fairy tale [Re: bill oxner]
Cast Offline
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Registered: 12/14/08
Posts: 16745
Loc: North Texas - God's Country
Your material is definitely improving lately. Good un.
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Cast



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#6738411 - 04/18/17 11:24 AM Re: A male fairy tale [Re: bill oxner]
jdk1985 Offline
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Registered: 08/15/11
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Loc: Waco, TX
ha!

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#6740365 - 04/19/17 08:43 PM Re: A male fairy tale [Re: Cast]
SnakeWrangler Offline
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Originally Posted By: Cast
Your material is definitely improving lately. Good un.
cheers
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

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#6740371 - 04/19/17 08:51 PM Re: A male fairy tale [Re: bill oxner]
2Beez Offline
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Registered: 07/17/15
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Loc: Lake Texoma, TX
rofl
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#6740586 - 04/20/17 06:51 AM Re: A male fairy tale [Re: bill oxner]
pigplinker Offline
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Registered: 08/07/11
Posts: 1524
Loc: Ben Wheeler,Tx
clap

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#6743436 - 04/22/17 10:10 PM Re: A male fairy tale [Re: bill oxner]
HuskerB Offline
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Registered: 01/23/10
Posts: 302
Loc: McKinney, TX
Bill, please publish this story so I can buy it and read it to my son daily as a children's book.

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#6743544 - 04/23/17 08:31 AM Re: A male fairy tale [Re: bill oxner]
tex70 Offline
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Registered: 11/13/14
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Loc: Georgetown
roflmao

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#6743726 - 04/23/17 12:05 PM Re: A male fairy tale [Re: bill oxner]
nuprofessor Offline
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Registered: 07/13/05
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BILL Thats not a fairy tale............ THATS A DREAM COME TRUE!!!!!!!!
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#6745659 - 04/25/17 01:57 PM Re: A male fairy tale [Re: nuprofessor]
RLoving1 Offline
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Registered: 05/21/10
Posts: 2512
Loc: Odessa Texas
Been married (and divorced) 4 times! That is life I'm striving for now! If I ever post that I'm getting married on here some of you guys need to do an intervention because I have gone and got way to drunk to be safe to myself or public! sick
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#6746098 - 04/25/17 09:24 PM Re: A male fairy tale [Re: bill oxner]
Jerry Fisk Offline
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Registered: 03/16/15
Posts: 172
Loc: SW Arkansas
I have a brother that has been married so many times that he just uses Velcro for family pictures.
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The Pointy end always goes away from you

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#6750288 - 04/30/17 08:47 AM Re: A male fairy tale [Re: bill oxner]
WileyCoyote Offline
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Registered: 09/01/04
Posts: 5353
Loc: The Dogwood Capital of Texas
I got a buddy who used to keep a divorce attorney on retainer...until he met an old Alabama country girl who's as mean as he is to their partners and declared a Truce...
Ron
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Remember Aesops Fables of the "Scorpion & and the Frog's" crossing the river...

... we must hang together, or we will ALL hang seperately, Ben Franklin..

Those who fail to learn from History are doomed to repeat it,Santayana

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