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#6730947 - 04/10/17 02:14 PM Lemon picker
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Just in case you're looking for some extra income...

Looking for a good job in Florida???
Lemon Picker

Sally Mullihan of Coral Springs , Florida decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do.
Sally applied for a job in a Florida lemon grove and seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and had worked as a social worker and a school teacher.
The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said: "I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers and I voted twice for Obama."
She starts work in the orchards next Monday
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill

#6730955 - 04/10/17 02:18 PM Re: Lemon picker [Re: bill oxner]
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I have a short attention spa

#6731037 - 04/10/17 03:36 PM Re: Lemon picker [Re: Cast]
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Originally Posted By: Cast
Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

#6731400 - 04/10/17 09:16 PM Re: Lemon picker [Re: bill oxner]
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#6731424 - 04/10/17 10:26 PM Re: Lemon picker [Re: bill oxner]
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#6731490 - 04/11/17 05:51 AM Re: Lemon picker [Re: bill oxner]
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Nothing like real life experience to help you land a job! laugh

#6732828 - 04/12/17 11:09 AM Re: Lemon picker [Re: bill oxner]
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#6768793 - 05/19/17 01:30 PM Re: Lemon picker [Re: bill oxner]
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