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#6713849 - 03/24/17 08:22 AM Little Johnnie and Jenny
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Registered: 12/02/11
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Loc: Jack County
Little Johnnie and Jenny are only 12 years old,
but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnnie goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Johnnie bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Johnnie, you are only 12. Where will you two live?"
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnnie replies, "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."
Again, Johnnie instantly replies, "Our allowance. Jenny makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine."
Mr. Smith is impressed Johnnie has put so much thought into this."Well Johnnie, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"
Little Johnnie just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've been lucky so far."

banana peep

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#6714145 - 03/24/17 12:32 PM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: Bass&More]
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THF Trophy Hunter

Registered: 02/02/12
Posts: 5125
Loc: Watauga, TX / Hunt - Eastland
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#6714148 - 03/24/17 12:34 PM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 11/16/07
Posts: 10327
Loc: CEDAR CREEK LAKE
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Haven't had it in years but never spit any out.

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#6714305 - 03/24/17 03:34 PM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: Bass&More]
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Chihuahua

Registered: 07/17/15
Posts: 7999
Loc: Lake Texoma, TX
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#6714711 - 03/25/17 07:48 AM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 11/13/14
Posts: 1126
Loc: Georgetown
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#6715077 - 03/25/17 07:14 PM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: Bass&More]
fray Offline
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Registered: 09/01/16
Posts: 380
Loc: Commerce, TX
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#6715146 - 03/25/17 08:28 PM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 04/12/09
Posts: 4624
Loc: Argyle
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#6715406 - 03/26/17 10:54 AM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 09/02/04
Posts: 859
Loc: Yantis, TX
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" I don't hunt turkeys because I want to, I hunt turkeys because I have to."

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#6715628 - 03/26/17 04:17 PM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 01/19/12
Posts: 9111
Loc: 60 Mi North of DFW
Beauutifuull
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#6715651 - 03/26/17 05:02 PM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 07/23/11
Posts: 630
Loc: Texas
roflmao
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#6715684 - 03/26/17 05:32 PM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: 2Beez]
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Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 7335
Loc: DFW
Originally Posted By: 2Beez
lol35

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#6716577 - 03/27/17 03:11 PM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: Bass&More]
PMK Offline
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Registered: 09/10/12
Posts: 6290
Loc: Central TX (Gtown/Austin)
eeks333 wife
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#6718226 - 03/29/17 04:11 AM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 08/07/11
Posts: 1455
Loc: Ben Wheeler,Tx
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#6718308 - 03/29/17 07:47 AM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: Bass&More]
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Bird Dog

Registered: 09/04/13
Posts: 365
Loc: Burleson TX
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#6768797 - 05/19/17 01:31 PM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 01/31/13
Posts: 106
Loc: Hughes Springs, Tx
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