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#6713849 - 03/24/17 08:22 AM Little Johnnie and Jenny
Bass&More Offline
Bird Dog

Registered: 12/02/11
Posts: 354
Loc: North Texas
Little Johnnie and Jenny are only 12 years old,
but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnnie goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Johnnie bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Johnnie, you are only 12. Where will you two live?"
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnnie replies, "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."
Again, Johnnie instantly replies, "Our allowance. Jenny makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine."
Mr. Smith is impressed Johnnie has put so much thought into this."Well Johnnie, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"
Little Johnnie just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've been lucky so far."

banana peep

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#6714145 - 03/24/17 12:32 PM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: Bass&More]
Pope&Young Offline
Extreme Tracker

Registered: 02/02/12
Posts: 4919
Loc: Watauga, TX / Hunt - Eastland
peep
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#6714148 - 03/24/17 12:34 PM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: Bass&More]
CCBIRDDOGMAN Offline
THF Trophy Hunter

Registered: 11/16/07
Posts: 9905
Loc: CEDAR CREEK LAKE
roflmao
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#6714305 - 03/24/17 03:34 PM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: Bass&More]
2Beez Offline
THF Trophy Hunter

Registered: 07/17/15
Posts: 5366
Loc: Lake Texoma, TX
lol35

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#6714711 - 03/25/17 07:48 AM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: Bass&More]
tex70 Offline
Tracker

Registered: 11/13/14
Posts: 959
Loc: Georgetown
roflmao

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#6715077 - 03/25/17 07:14 PM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: Bass&More]
fray Offline
Bird Dog

Registered: 09/01/16
Posts: 340
Loc: Commerce, TX
hammer

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#6715146 - 03/25/17 08:28 PM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: Bass&More]
texasag93 Offline


Registered: 04/12/09
Posts: 4391
Loc: Argyle
flame

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#6715406 - 03/26/17 10:54 AM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: Bass&More]
Gamblinman Offline
Tracker

Registered: 09/02/04
Posts: 795
Loc: Yantis, TX
clap
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" I don't hunt turkeys because I want to, I hunt turkeys because I have to."

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#6715628 - 03/26/17 04:17 PM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: Bass&More]
blackcoal Offline
THF Trophy Hunter

Registered: 01/19/12
Posts: 8241
Loc: 60 Mi North of DFW
Beauutifuull
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it is the illusion of knowledge.--Stephen Hawking

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#6715651 - 03/26/17 05:02 PM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: Bass&More]
Cajun Raider Offline
Tracker

Registered: 07/23/11
Posts: 567
Loc: Texas
roflmao
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#6715684 - 03/26/17 05:32 PM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: 2Beez]
Deerhunter61 Offline
THF Trophy Hunter

Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 6438
Loc: DFW
Originally Posted By: 2Beez
lol35

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#6716577 - 03/27/17 03:11 PM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: Bass&More]
PMK Offline
THF Trophy Hunter

Registered: 09/10/12
Posts: 5771
Loc: Central TX (Gtown/Austin)
eeks333 wife
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~PMK~

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#6718226 - 03/29/17 04:11 AM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: Bass&More]
pigplinker Offline
Pro Tracker

Registered: 08/07/11
Posts: 1135
Loc: Ben Wheeler,Tx
partyon555

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#6718308 - 03/29/17 07:47 AM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: Bass&More]
sleepyhunter Offline
Bird Dog

Registered: 09/04/13
Posts: 349
Loc: Burleson TX
bolt peep happy3
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#6768797 - 05/19/17 01:31 PM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: Bass&More]
Skipetex Offline
Woodsman

Registered: 01/31/13
Posts: 101
Loc: Hughes Springs, Tx
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