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#6713849 - 03/24/17 08:22 AM Little Johnnie and Jenny
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Registered: 12/02/11
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Little Johnnie and Jenny are only 12 years old,
but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnnie goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Johnnie bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Johnnie, you are only 12. Where will you two live?"
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnnie replies, "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."
Again, Johnnie instantly replies, "Our allowance. Jenny makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine."
Mr. Smith is impressed Johnnie has put so much thought into this."Well Johnnie, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"
Little Johnnie just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've been lucky so far."

banana peep

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#6714145 - 03/24/17 12:32 PM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 02/02/12
Posts: 4996
Loc: Watauga, TX / Hunt - Eastland
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#6714148 - 03/24/17 12:34 PM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 11/16/07
Posts: 10189
Loc: CEDAR CREEK LAKE
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Haven't had it in years but never spit any out.

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#6714305 - 03/24/17 03:34 PM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: Bass&More]
2Beez Offline
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Registered: 07/17/15
Posts: 7236
Loc: Lake Texoma, TX
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#6714711 - 03/25/17 07:48 AM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: Bass&More]
tex70 Online   content
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Registered: 11/13/14
Posts: 1070
Loc: Georgetown
roflmao

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#6715077 - 03/25/17 07:14 PM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: Bass&More]
fray Offline
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Registered: 09/01/16
Posts: 349
Loc: Commerce, TX
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#6715146 - 03/25/17 08:28 PM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 04/12/09
Posts: 4526
Loc: Argyle
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#6715406 - 03/26/17 10:54 AM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 09/02/04
Posts: 839
Loc: Yantis, TX
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" I don't hunt turkeys because I want to, I hunt turkeys because I have to."

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#6715628 - 03/26/17 04:17 PM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 01/19/12
Posts: 8975
Loc: 60 Mi North of DFW
Beauutifuull
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it is the illusion of knowledge.--Stephen Hawking

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#6715651 - 03/26/17 05:02 PM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 07/23/11
Posts: 605
Loc: Texas
roflmao
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#6715684 - 03/26/17 05:32 PM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: 2Beez]
Deerhunter61 Offline
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Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 6967
Loc: DFW
Originally Posted By: 2Beez
lol35

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#6716577 - 03/27/17 03:11 PM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: Bass&More]
PMK Offline
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Registered: 09/10/12
Posts: 6101
Loc: Central TX (Gtown/Austin)
eeks333 wife
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#6718226 - 03/29/17 04:11 AM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 08/07/11
Posts: 1320
Loc: Ben Wheeler,Tx
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#6718308 - 03/29/17 07:47 AM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 09/04/13
Posts: 364
Loc: Burleson TX
bolt peep happy3
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Broke from buying guns, bows and fishing tackle and wouldn't have it any other way.

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#6768797 - 05/19/17 01:31 PM Re: Little Johnnie and Jenny [Re: Bass&More]
Skipetex Offline
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Registered: 01/31/13
Posts: 106
Loc: Hughes Springs, Tx
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