A stupid, good 'ol Texan boy on a flight flags down a steward and says, "Captain, I want a drink but I don't see any of those sexy little stewardesses around". The steward answers, "Actually I'm not the captain. This airline is proud to have integrated many of the traditional male-female roles of the industry. I'd be happy to get you a drink".
Passenger: "What the Heck? What does the captain think of that crap, boy?"
Steward: "She's all for it, in fact, the entire flight crew is female."
Passenger: "I don't faking' believe it!! Take me up to that there cockpit so I can see for myself!"
Steward: "Actually sir, we don't call it that anymore."