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Cycle of life
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02/20/17 04:16 PM
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bill oxner
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THE CYCLE of LIFE Two guys grow up together but after college one moves to NY other to California. Every ten years they agree to meet in Chicago and play golf.
They finish their round at age 30 and go to lunch. "Where you wanna go?" "Hooters." "Why?" "Well, you know, they got the broads, with the big racks, and the tight shorts. The legs..." "OK."
Ten years later at 40 they play. "Where you wanna go?" "Hooters." "Why?" "Well, you know, they got cold beer and the big screen TVs and everybody has a little action on the games." "OK."
Ten years later at 50. "Where you wanna go?" "Hooters." "Why?" "The food is good and there is plenty of parking." "OK."
At 60 - "Where you wanna go?" "Hooters." "Why?" "Wings are half price." "OK"
At 70 - "Where you wanna go?" "Hooters." "Why?" "They have 6 handicapped spaces right by the door." "OK."
At 80 - "Where you wanna go?" "Hooters." "Why?" "We've never been there before.
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: Cycle of life
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02/20/17 06:10 PM
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mikei
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I, unfortunately, can relate to that. . .
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Re: Cycle of life
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02/24/17 01:16 PM
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reeltexan
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"Give me an Army of West Point graduates and I'll win a battle... Give me a handful of Texas Aggies and I'll win a war." - General Patton
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Re: Cycle of life
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02/24/17 02:50 PM
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Re: Cycle of life
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02/28/17 08:56 AM
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