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use of propper english #6678844 02/17/17 11:13 PM
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colt45 & colt.45 finaly met at a restrant.. They sat & discussed the simularities in their names...
A lady eating a sandwich at a table next to them began ta cough vigurlesly.. After a minute or so it became apparent she was in distress... colt.45 asked her, kin ya swallar ?
She shakes her head no... Then he asked, kin ya breathe ?
The lady starts ta turn blue stands up shaking her head no ...
With out hesitation colt.45 gets up & walks over ta the lady, lifts up her dress, pulls down her panties & quickly gives her right check a lick with his tounge
The lady is so shocked she has a vilant spasm, causing the obstruction ta unlodge & fly out of her mouth...
As the lady begins ta breath, colt.45 mosies back ta his chair...
colt45 confused2 asks what the heck was that ? colt.45 replies: tis what they call the [i] hind-lick-manover...


colt45 gets up shakeing his head, turns & walkings away...
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Am I the only one that finds a post about "use of propper english" from colt.45 totally hilarious..... rofl



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Originally Posted By: SnakeWrangler
Am I the only one that finds a post about "use of propper english" from colt.45 totally hilarious..... rofl



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More than the joke. And it was pretty funny too. bolt


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This has possibbilitles of bein poast of the yer in Tall Tails and Yarns secton.
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