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Moving to Chicago
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01/09/17 01:52 PM
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bill oxner
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Bob was sitting on the plane waiting to fly to Chicago , when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking in fear.
"What's the matter, afraid of flying?" Bob asked.
"No, it's not that. I've been transferred to Chicago . The people are crazy there, right? Lots of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, poor schools, and the highest crime rate in the nation."
Bob replied, "I've lived in Chicago all my life. It's not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, and enroll your kids in a nice private school. I've worked there for 14 years and never had the slightest trouble."
The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said, "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death, but if you've lived and worked there all those years and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?" "I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck."
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: Moving to Chicago
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01/09/17 02:41 PM
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SnakeWrangler
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Moving to Chicago
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01/09/17 05:20 PM
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Re: Moving to Chicago
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01/10/17 02:05 AM
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Erny
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Man I laughed out loud on that one!!
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Re: Moving to Chicago
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01/10/17 12:38 PM
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Re: Moving to Chicago
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01/11/17 11:47 AM
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Re: Moving to Chicago
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01/13/17 10:47 AM
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Funny, busted chops laughing
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Re: Moving to Chicago
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01/13/17 04:25 PM
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Chicago...the only place in the US I've been where there is regularly 6 lanes of traffic on a 4 lane street... Ron
It is TIME for Term Limits, cause Politicians are like childrens diapers and for the same reasons...Robin Williams "These are the times that try men's soul's"...Thomas Paine
"Those who fail to learn from History are doomed to repeat it" ....Santayana
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Re: Moving to Chicago
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01/13/17 11:12 PM
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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