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#6625418 - 01/10/17 06:56 AM Cure for a migraine
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Registered: 12/02/11
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Loc: North Texas

A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor gets his history and gives him an exam, he discovers that the man has tried practically every therapy known for his migraines and STILL no improvement.

"Listen," says the doctor, "I have migraines, too, and the advice I'm going to give you isn't really anything I learned in medical school. But, it is advice that I've gotten from my own experience. When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot bathtub, and soak for a while."

The doctor continued, "Then I have my wife sponge me off with the hottest water I can stand, especially around the forehead. This helps a little. Then I get out of the tub, take her into the bedroom, and even if my head is killing me, I force myself to have sex with her. Almost always, the headache is immediately gone. Now, give it a try, and come back and see me in five weeks."

Five weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin. "Doc! I took your advice and it works! It REALLY WORKS! I've had migraines for fifteen years and this is the FIRST time anyone has ever helped me!"

"Well," says the physician, "I'm glad I could help."

"By the way, Doc," the patient adds, "You have a really nice house."
banana peep

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#6626015 - 01/10/17 12:54 PM Re: Cure for a migraine [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 02/02/12
Posts: 4919
Loc: Watauga, TX / Hunt - Eastland
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#6626365 - 01/10/17 04:59 PM Re: Cure for a migraine [Re: Bass&More]
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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

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#6626875 - 01/10/17 09:48 PM Re: Cure for a migraine [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 07/17/15
Posts: 5366
Loc: Lake Texoma, TX
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#6627196 - 01/11/17 08:29 AM Re: Cure for a migraine [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 09/01/10
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#6628472 - 01/11/17 10:29 PM Re: Cure for a migraine [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 11/05/12
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Loc: Jackson County
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#6628570 - 01/12/17 12:28 AM Re: Cure for a migraine [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 07/23/11
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Loc: Texas
Saw it coming but still funny!
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#6630270 - 01/13/17 04:43 AM Re: Cure for a migraine [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 09/01/16
Posts: 340
Loc: Commerce, TX
Good one

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#6643343 - 01/22/17 06:39 AM Re: Cure for a migraine [Re: Bass&More]
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