I met this attractive older woman, around 50, at a bar one night. After a few drinks, she asked me if I would like a "sportsman's double". Curious, I asked what that was. She explained it was a mother-daughter threesome in the sack.
"Hell, yeah!" I responded.
We went back to her place, and I could barely contain my excitement as we walked through the living room towards my awaited bliss. She turned on the hallway light and yelled, "Hey Mom! You awake?".