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#6621426 - 01/07/17 04:20 PM Night Before Christmas, Trump Style!
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Registered: 11/16/14
Posts: 1555

Twas the night before Christmas, and up in the tower,
The Donald reflected on his newfound power.
The conservative masses had come out in force,
And delivered a victory that would chart a new course.

The snowflakes were shell-shocked with tears in their eyes,
The media lied to them . . . What a surprise.
They had been promised a Hillary win,
But the criminal Clinton took one on the chin.

And though from all corners celebrities flew,
They made no impression, for they hadn’t a clue.
They talked about climate, racism, and such,
And they made up good stories . . . But didn’t know much.

The fake news and ignorance came at a cost,
And they can’t understand all the reasons they lost.
They blame it on Comey and Bernie and Vlad,
But fail to acknowledge the one that was bad.

Yes, Hillary Clinton, in many ways flawed,
Was her own biggest hurdle toward getting the nod.
The campaign exposed her corruptness and greed,
And her speeches were punch-less as ten dollar weed.

So out in the streets there arose such a clatter,
It was Soros-paid protestors and Black Lives Matter.
With cities to pillage and windows to smash,
They knew not the issues, but needed the cash.

Eight years of Obama had given them cause,
To expect a replacement of their Santa Claus.
But soon the protestors will feel the pain,
When the wheels fall off of the old gravy train.

And now all the snowflakes are riddled with fear,
Upset and offended by things that they’ll hear.
The cocoa and crayons will help for a while,
But fact-based opinions will soon cramp their style.

I originally supported, and voted, for Cruz,
In the end, I would vote for whoever they choose.
He wasn’t my first choice, but soon I would cede,
The one they call Trump is the one that we need.

I saw him on TV in front of a crowd,
He spoke about veterans, it made me feel proud.
He spoke about energy, safety, and jobs,
Taking this country back from the Washington snobs.

He was dressed in Armani, all tailored and neat,
And the Brunos he wore made the outfit complete.
For a man of his vintage, he seemed rather fit,
And he looked presidential, I have to admit.

His eyes glowed like embers, his smile was the best,
And his hair was the color of my old hunting vest.
His love for this country was on full display,
And his actions spoke louder than his words could say.

He thanked all his voters, and before he was gone,
Saved thousands of jobs while Obama looked on.
The fate of this country left nothing to chance,
So, he filled out his cabinet weeks in advance.

The men he had chosen were of the same mind,
Let’s set the bar high, and not lead from behind.
He picked up his phone as he rose from his seat,
With a flick of his finger, he sent out this tweet;

“Now Mattis!, now Kelly!’ now Sessions! And Pruitt!
On Perry! On Flynn, You’re the ones who can do it.
Start lifting restrictions and building the wall,
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”;

The roar of his audience rose from the stands,
He kissed all their babies and shook all their hands.
He answered their questions and calmed all their fears,
They knew it would be a fantastic four years.

Then he jumped in his limo, and off to his jet,
A fellow that Liberals won’t soon forget.
He sent one more tweet as the evening expired;
“MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND OBAMA – YOU’RE FIRED!”;

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#6621597 - 01/07/17 06:10 PM Re: Night Before Christmas, Trump Style! [Re: mikei]
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#6621960 - 01/07/17 10:30 PM Re: Night Before Christmas, Trump Style! [Re: mikei]
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Registered: 01/12/07
Posts: 60
Loc: west texas
banana

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#6622039 - 01/08/17 01:29 AM Re: Night Before Christmas, Trump Style! [Re: mikei]
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Registered: 08/07/11
Posts: 942
Loc: Ben Wheeler,Tx
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#6629548 - 01/12/17 03:54 PM Re: Night Before Christmas, Trump Style! [Re: mikei]
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Registered: 06/17/16
Posts: 103
woot

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#6629778 - 01/12/17 06:34 PM Re: Night Before Christmas, Trump Style! [Re: mikei]
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Registered: 07/17/15
Posts: 3991
Loc: Lake Texoma, TX
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#6630269 - 01/13/17 04:38 AM Re: Night Before Christmas, Trump Style! [Re: mikei]
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Registered: 09/01/16
Posts: 324
Loc: Commerce, TX
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#6632627 - 01/14/17 05:59 PM Re: Night Before Christmas, Trump Style! [Re: mikei]
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Registered: 10/05/14
Posts: 101
Love it!

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#6632939 - 01/14/17 09:17 PM Re: Night Before Christmas, Trump Style! [Re: mikei]
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Registered: 01/06/08
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Loc: Duncanville, Tx.
That is awesome !!!!!!
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