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#6598492 - 12/22/16 12:57 PM women golfers
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Two women were playing golf. One teed off, hit a cracking drive, and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed to the man, and immediately began to apologize. "Please let me to help. I'm a Physio-Therapist and I know I can relieve your pain if you'd allow me."

"Oh, no, don't touch it! Maybe the swelling will go down in a few minutes," the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.

She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, "There. Now how does that feel?"

"Feels great," he replied; "but I still think my thumb's broken."
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#6598518 - 12/22/16 01:29 PM Re: women golfers [Re: PMK]
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#6598584 - 12/22/16 02:27 PM Re: women golfers [Re: PMK]
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#6598679 - 12/22/16 03:47 PM Re: women golfers [Re: PMK]
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I ordered a number one, with no condoms. My favorite nurse told me that it was on her. Everyone had a smile on their face.

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#6599131 - 12/22/16 08:37 PM Re: women golfers [Re: Cajun Raider]
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#6600925 - 12/24/16 08:04 AM Re: women golfers [Re: PMK]
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#6602201 - 12/25/16 12:49 PM Re: women golfers [Re: PMK]
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roflmao I have to pass this on!
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#6604988 - 12/27/16 09:16 PM Re: women golfers [Re: PMK]
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#6608336 - 12/30/16 01:22 PM Re: women golfers [Re: PMK]
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#6622045 - 01/08/17 01:50 AM Re: women golfers [Re: PMK]
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#6622988 - 01/08/17 07:24 PM Re: women golfers [Re: PMK]
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