Main Menu
Advertisement
Affiliates
Advertisement
Newest Members
Iowawhitetail2016, CrystalLu, nissan720, Victoria361waterfowler, Teddybearrat
63089 Registered Users
Top Posters
dogcatcher 84394
stxranchman 52093
RWH24 44568
rifleman 44320
BOBO the Clown 43043
bill oxner 42791
BMD 40628
Big Orn 37484
txshntr 35004
SnakeWrangler 31713
facebook
Forum Stats
63089 Members
46 Forums
443641 Topics
6111876 Posts

Max Online: 16728 @ 03/25/12 08:51 AM
Topic Options
#6560794 - 11/27/16 03:00 PM Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping
dkershen Online   content


Registered: 05/14/09
Posts: 17719
Loc: Denton/Argyle
Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping

A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on her cell phone.
The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do."
He said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"
Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up…
"Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied.
"Well I am in the gun shop next door to that."
_________________________

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
www.NewHopeEquine.com

Top
#6560856 - 11/27/16 04:17 PM Re: Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping [Re: dkershen]
blackcoal Offline
THF Trophy Hunter

Registered: 01/19/12
Posts: 9146
Loc: 60 Mi North of DFW
Will he be out of hospital in time for Christmas ?
_________________________
The Greatest Enemy of knowledge is not ignorance,
it is the illusion of knowledge.--Stephen Hawking

Top
#6560964 - 11/27/16 05:28 PM Re: Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping [Re: dkershen]
SnakeWrangler Online   content
THF Celebrity

Registered: 01/22/11
Posts: 31713
Loc: Over yonder.....
...and that is when she bought the therapy pig..... rofl
_________________________
Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

Top
#6561004 - 11/27/16 06:00 PM Re: Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping [Re: dkershen]
texasag93 Offline


Registered: 04/12/09
Posts: 4685
boxing

Top
#6561902 - 11/28/16 09:04 AM Re: Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping [Re: dkershen]
GLC Offline


Registered: 02/25/09
Posts: 4730
Loc: Burleson Texas
And after he got back up...........
_________________________


Top
#6563046 - 11/28/16 08:06 PM Re: Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping [Re: SnakeWrangler]
Deerhunter61 Online   content
THF Trophy Hunter

Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 7489
Loc: DFW
Originally Posted By: texasag93
boxing
Originally Posted By: GLC
And after he got back up...........
Originally Posted By: SnakeWrangler
...and that is when she bought the therapy pig..... rofl

Top
#6565750 - 11/30/16 11:44 AM Re: Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping [Re: dkershen]
sleepyhunter Offline
Bird Dog

Registered: 09/04/13
Posts: 367
Loc: Burleson TX
wife happy3
_________________________




Broke from buying guns, bows and fishing tackle and wouldn't have it any other way.

Top



© 2004-2016 OUTDOOR SITES NETWORK all rights reserved USA and Worldwide