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#6560794 - 11/27/16 03:00 PM Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping
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Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping

A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on her cell phone.
The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do."
He said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"
Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up…
"Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied.
"Well I am in the gun shop next door to that."
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#6560856 - 11/27/16 04:17 PM Re: Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping [Re: dkershen]
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Registered: 01/19/12
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Loc: 60 Mi North of DFW
Will he be out of hospital in time for Christmas ?
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#6560964 - 11/27/16 05:28 PM Re: Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping [Re: dkershen]
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...and that is when she bought the therapy pig..... rofl
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#6561004 - 11/27/16 06:00 PM Re: Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping [Re: dkershen]
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Registered: 04/12/09
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boxing

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#6561902 - 11/28/16 09:04 AM Re: Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping [Re: dkershen]
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Registered: 02/25/09
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Loc: BenBrook Texas
And after he got back up...........
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#6563046 - 11/28/16 08:06 PM Re: Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping [Re: SnakeWrangler]
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Originally Posted By: texasag93
boxing
Originally Posted By: GLC
And after he got back up...........
Originally Posted By: SnakeWrangler
...and that is when she bought the therapy pig..... rofl

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#6565750 - 11/30/16 11:44 AM Re: Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping [Re: dkershen]
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Registered: 09/04/13
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wife happy3
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