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#6544673 - 11/15/16 11:44 AM Great day to be a Duck
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Three ducks waddle into a bar.
The bartender says to the first duck, "So what's your name?"
"Huey", he replies.
So how's your day been, Huey?" asks the barkeep.
"Great!, I've been in and out of puddles all day long. Great if you're a duck."
"Ok, great. And what's your name?" he asks duck number 2.
"I'm Dewey", he says.
"So how's your day been Dewey?"
"Great!, I too have been in and out of puddles all day long. It's a great day if you're a duck!"
So the bartender asks the 3rd duck, "So what's your name?....No, no, let me guess. You're Louie, right?"
The little duck, bats her lashes and says, "No, I'm Puddles"

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Edited by Bass&More (11/15/16 11:44 AM)

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#6544715 - 11/15/16 12:18 PM Re: Great day to be a Duck [Re: Bass&More]
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#6545584 - 11/15/16 08:58 PM Re: Great day to be a Duck [Re: Bass&More]
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#6546755 - 11/16/16 04:05 PM Re: Great day to be a Duck [Re: Bass&More]
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#6548236 - 11/17/16 04:29 PM Re: Great day to be a Duck [Re: Bass&More]
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#6548839 - 11/17/16 11:38 PM Re: Great day to be a Duck [Re: Bass&More]
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#6551234 - 11/20/16 07:05 AM Re: Great day to be a Duck [Re: Bass&More]
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#6558639 - 11/25/16 05:32 PM Re: Great day to be a Duck [Re: Bass&More]
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