texashuntingforum.com logo
Main Menu
Advertisement
Affiliates
Advertisement
Newest Members
TraeMartin, Beatixre, MooseSteed, Trappernewt, casyoo
71987 Registered Users
Top Posters(All Time)
dogcatcher 110,788
bill oxner 91,416
SnakeWrangler 65,416
stxranchman 60,296
Gravytrain 46,950
RKHarm24 44,585
rifleman 44,461
Stub 43,769
Forum Statistics
Forums46
Topics537,006
Posts9,719,376
Members86,987
Most Online25,604
Feb 12th, 2024
Print Thread
Bad day for Golf #6500754 10/18/16 04:33 PM
Joined: Dec 2011
Posts: 2,398
B
Bass&More Offline OP
Veteran Tracker
OP Offline
Veteran Tracker
B
Joined: Dec 2011
Posts: 2,398
This morning I staggered into the emergency room


with a concussion, multiple bruises, and a five iron wrapped around my neck. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this" I told him. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed that one of the cows had something white in it's rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. Thats when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?", asked the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the tail, pointed, and yelled to my wife, "Hey! This looks like yours!"

peep

Last edited by Bass&More; 10/18/16 04:34 PM.
Re: Bad day for Golf [Re: Bass&More] #6501025 10/18/16 07:13 PM
Joined: Apr 2009
Posts: 10,514
R
retfuz Online Content
THF Celebrity
Online Content
THF Celebrity
R
Joined: Apr 2009
Posts: 10,514
roflmao

Re: Bad day for Golf [Re: Bass&More] #6501424 10/18/16 11:30 PM
Joined: Apr 2009
Posts: 10,097
texasag93 Online Content
THF Celebrity
Online Content
THF Celebrity
Joined: Apr 2009
Posts: 10,097
lol35

Re: Bad day for Golf [Re: texasag93] #6508418 10/24/16 11:58 AM
Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 7,806
D
Deerhunter61 Offline
THF Trophy Hunter
Offline
THF Trophy Hunter
D
Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 7,806
Originally Posted By: texasag93
lol35

Re: Bad day for Golf [Re: Bass&More] #6512341 10/26/16 02:01 PM
Joined: Sep 2013
Posts: 958
sleepyhunter Offline
Tracker
Offline
Tracker
Joined: Sep 2013
Posts: 958
partyon555

Re: Bad day for Golf [Re: Bass&More] #6516948 10/29/16 06:12 AM
Joined: Aug 2011
Posts: 2,706
P
pigplinker Offline
Veteran Tracker
Offline
Veteran Tracker
P
Joined: Aug 2011
Posts: 2,706
banana

Re: Bad day for Golf [Re: Bass&More] #6526134 11/03/16 11:34 PM
Joined: Sep 2016
Posts: 3,457
R
redhaze Online Content
Veteran Tracker
Online Content
Veteran Tracker
R
Joined: Sep 2016
Posts: 3,457
happy3

Previous Thread
Index
Next Thread

© 2004-2024 OUTDOOR SITES NETWORK all rights reserved USA and Worldwide
Powered by UBB.threads™ PHP Forum Software 7.7.3