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Bad day for Golf
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10/18/16 04:33 PM
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This morning I staggered into the emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, and a five iron wrapped around my neck. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this" I told him. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed that one of the cows had something white in it's rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. Thats when I made my mistake." "What did you do?", asked the doctor. "Well, I lifted the tail, pointed, and yelled to my wife, "Hey! This looks like yours!"
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10/18/16 07:13 PM
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Re: Bad day for Golf
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10/18/16 11:30 PM
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Re: Bad day for Golf
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10/29/16 06:12 AM
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