My wife, son, and sons' girlfriend were in the other room talking about air fresheners and started discussing mothballs.....
I couldn't resist, I stuck my head into the room and asked my wife if she has ever smelled mothballs.....She gave me a "You're really stupid look" and said "Yes!"
Then I asked, "How'd you get their tiny little legs apart?"
...that's when she hit me.......
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"
"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"