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#6508679 - 10/24/16 09:37 AM 90 year old golfer
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Registered: 12/02/11
Posts: 894
Loc: Jack County
A 90-year-old golfer tells his wife that he is quitting the game. "But why?" asks his wife.

"Well, it's my eyesight. I can't see where the ball goes after I hit it". The wife says, "Listen, you can go with my brother Pete. He might be 103 years old but his eyesight is perfect."

He agrees and finds himself on the golf course with his brother-in-law.

He takes aim and hits a powerful shot that speeds off like a jet. He looks at his brother-in-law and says: "Did you see that Pete?" His brother-in-law says, "Yes, I saw that perfectly." The golfer says, "Well, where is it then?" to which he responds, "I don't remember."


peep

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#6508792 - 10/24/16 10:16 AM Re: 90 year old golfer [Re: Bass&More]
TonyinVA Offline
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Registered: 03/24/14
Posts: 1980
Loc: Virginia, USA
that's funny

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#6509717 - 10/24/16 06:53 PM Re: 90 year old golfer [Re: Bass&More]
TexasKC Offline
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Registered: 12/30/12
Posts: 2584
Loc: Houston & Lexington, Texas
Hahaha. Good one!

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#6509796 - 10/24/16 07:38 PM Re: 90 year old golfer [Re: Bass&More]
BayouGuy Offline
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Registered: 03/27/13
Posts: 1658
Loc: S.E. Louisiana
I was going to make a pertinent comment, but by the time I clicked on the Quick Reply box I forgot the joke.
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#6512331 - 10/26/16 08:59 AM Re: 90 year old golfer [Re: Bass&More]
sleepyhunter Offline
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Registered: 09/04/13
Posts: 369
Loc: Burleson TX
happy3
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#6516949 - 10/29/16 01:13 AM Re: 90 year old golfer [Re: Bass&More]
pigplinker Offline
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Registered: 08/07/11
Posts: 1582
Loc: Ben Wheeler,Tx
cheers

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#6526609 - 11/04/16 06:48 AM Re: 90 year old golfer [Re: TexasKC]
Deerhunter61 Offline
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Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 7566
Loc: DFW
Originally Posted By: TexasKC
Hahaha. Good one!

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#6527325 - 11/04/16 03:50 PM Re: 90 year old golfer [Re: Bass&More]
Cajun Raider Offline
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Registered: 07/23/11
Posts: 664
Loc: Texas
clap
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#6528609 - 11/06/16 05:44 AM Re: 90 year old golfer [Re: Bass&More]
fray Online   content
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Registered: 09/01/16
Posts: 546
Loc: Commerce, TX
grin

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#6532178 - 11/07/16 11:56 PM Re: 90 year old golfer [Re: Bass&More]
2Beez Offline
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Registered: 07/17/15
Posts: 9113
Loc: Lake Texoma, TX
Trex and scooter in 30 years lol.
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