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#6508679 - 10/24/16 09:37 AM 90 year old golfer
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Bird Dog

Registered: 12/02/11
Posts: 376
Loc: North Texas
A 90-year-old golfer tells his wife that he is quitting the game. "But why?" asks his wife.

"Well, it's my eyesight. I can't see where the ball goes after I hit it". The wife says, "Listen, you can go with my brother Pete. He might be 103 years old but his eyesight is perfect."

He agrees and finds himself on the golf course with his brother-in-law.

He takes aim and hits a powerful shot that speeds off like a jet. He looks at his brother-in-law and says: "Did you see that Pete?" His brother-in-law says, "Yes, I saw that perfectly." The golfer says, "Well, where is it then?" to which he responds, "I don't remember."


peep

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#6508792 - 10/24/16 10:16 AM Re: 90 year old golfer [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 03/24/14
Posts: 1959
Loc: Virginia, USA
that's funny

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#6509717 - 10/24/16 06:53 PM Re: 90 year old golfer [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 12/30/12
Posts: 1901
Loc: Houston & Lexington, Texas
Hahaha. Good one!

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#6509796 - 10/24/16 07:38 PM Re: 90 year old golfer [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 03/27/13
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I was going to make a pertinent comment, but by the time I clicked on the Quick Reply box I forgot the joke.
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#6512331 - 10/26/16 08:59 AM Re: 90 year old golfer [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 09/04/13
Posts: 353
Loc: Burleson TX
happy3
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Broke from buying guns, bows and fishing tackle and wouldn't have it any other way.

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#6516949 - 10/29/16 01:13 AM Re: 90 year old golfer [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 08/07/11
Posts: 1165
Loc: Ben Wheeler,Tx
cheers

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#6526609 - 11/04/16 06:48 AM Re: 90 year old golfer [Re: TexasKC]
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Registered: 08/27/08
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Originally Posted By: TexasKC
Hahaha. Good one!

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#6527325 - 11/04/16 03:50 PM Re: 90 year old golfer [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 07/23/11
Posts: 573
Loc: Texas
clap
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#6528609 - 11/06/16 05:44 AM Re: 90 year old golfer [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 09/01/16
Posts: 344
Loc: Commerce, TX
grin

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#6532178 - 11/07/16 11:56 PM Re: 90 year old golfer [Re: Bass&More]
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Trex and scooter in 30 years lol.

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