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#6500754 - 10/18/16 11:33 AM Bad day for Golf
Bass&More Offline

Registered: 12/02/11
Posts: 144
Loc: North Texas
This morning I staggered into the emergency room

with a concussion, multiple bruises, and a five iron wrapped around my neck. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this" I told him. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed that one of the cows had something white in it's rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. Thats when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?", asked the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the tail, pointed, and yelled to my wife, "Hey! This looks like yours!"


Edited by Bass&More (10/18/16 11:34 AM)

#6501025 - 10/18/16 02:13 PM Re: Bad day for Golf [Re: Bass&More]
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#6501424 - 10/18/16 06:30 PM Re: Bad day for Golf [Re: Bass&More]
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