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#6500754 - 10/18/16 11:33 AM Bad day for Golf
Bass&More Offline
Bird Dog

Registered: 12/02/11
Posts: 253
Loc: North Texas
This morning I staggered into the emergency room


with a concussion, multiple bruises, and a five iron wrapped around my neck. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this" I told him. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed that one of the cows had something white in it's rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. Thats when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?", asked the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the tail, pointed, and yelled to my wife, "Hey! This looks like yours!"

peep


Edited by Bass&More (10/18/16 11:34 AM)

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#6501025 - 10/18/16 02:13 PM Re: Bad day for Golf [Re: Bass&More]
retfuz Offline


Registered: 04/05/09
Posts: 7700
Loc: Irving Tx. and Cedar Creek Lak...
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#6501424 - 10/18/16 06:30 PM Re: Bad day for Golf [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 04/12/09
Posts: 4273
Loc: Argyle
lol35

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#6508418 - 10/24/16 06:58 AM Re: Bad day for Golf [Re: texasag93]
Deerhunter61 Offline
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Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 6087
Loc: DFW
Originally Posted By: texasag93
lol35

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#6512341 - 10/26/16 09:01 AM Re: Bad day for Golf [Re: Bass&More]
sleepyhunter Offline
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Registered: 09/04/13
Posts: 336
Loc: Burleson TX
partyon555
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Broke from buying guns, bows and fishing tackle and wouldn't have it any other way.

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#6516948 - 10/29/16 01:12 AM Re: Bad day for Golf [Re: Bass&More]
pigplinker Online   happy
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Registered: 08/07/11
Posts: 931
Loc: Ben Wheeler,Tx
banana

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#6526134 - 11/03/16 06:34 PM Re: Bad day for Golf [Re: Bass&More]
fray Offline
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Registered: 09/01/16
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Loc: Commerce, TX
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